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Howay then, Partizan are waiting for us. Us 3 - 1 Merseyside Blue. Cisse, Ba, Shola

A mark of respect which all Newcastle fans should have.

Finally, a manager with sense Shola is the Goebbels to Pardew's Hitler.

Most of us were pretty balanced initially, tbh. Regarding Manager of the Year, well done sexy

It's the typical N-O reaction to hype tbh. People don't like former players getting any sort of praise. Thus, any praise is combated with ridicule. No middle ground. Parker needs to start at the Euros. So does the diving, money-grabbing horse, for that matter.

Mr Messi is not a racist. If true, he needs the same treatment as Suarez. Get him banned. Spaniards do love a bit of racism, though.

Looks shit scared that his arm is going to fall off He'd just scored an own goal.

Kean talking like he'll still be there next season. What an utter mental.

This could get interesting

Good effort. The Leazes applauding the City team was a pleasant touch. What was with the random farmer in the centre circle at HT? One of the weirdest things I've ever seen

Phil Brown just called us idiots. Orange.

Why are Arsenal randomly playing today when everyone else is tomorrow? Not on the box or owt. Sluts.

Winning something. Every day of the week. Still, winning the League Cup and finishing mid-table isn't good enough if you happened to have spent £100m. Silly murderers.

People who leave matches early are completely shit, in all circumstances. We all need to stay for the lap of honour. I'll be nude.

Crying glory-seekers are funny.

Chica cherry cola. Love it. Papiss is going to look so hot in it.

Hope the smug little lizard is discarded by Abramovich like a particularly bloody tampon.

Knew exactly what he was doing. Will owt get done? Will it fuck.

Chested it down with such style. Cisse couldn't miss.

Dat goal. Quite possibly the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. What a result. What a team.

Barcelona in spending most money shocker. I was under the impression all NFL players were paid ridiculous amounts of money, like.

Aye, getting fucking annoyed with the media already. Roy's been chosen and most of the country seem reasonably content with the decision, so how hard is it to just get behind him and hope for the best in the summer? Instead, they continue to wank over testicle-features and are circling like perverted little vultures waiting for the first sign of a mistake. Hope he proves all the slimy little bastards wrong and does a good job in the Euros, for his sake.

We didn't get them in Level 7. Gutted The utter joy when one got some decent distance was unreal.

Man U fans pissing is off already. Stop supporting us, you slimy cunts.

Rooney was shite tonight, like. Sunday should be interesting. Will be able to feel City tears on the back of my head.