Foluwashola

Torres arriving at Chelsea soon apparently

Embarrassing.

We could receive all the money in the world but what high quality players would realistically come to Newcastle in return?? Carroll could turn into a top player, needs to be kept.

It's probably a whoosh, but if you're serious then £35m is only going about cos it's last day of transfers. No way is Carroll worth £35m. Wasn't David Villa a lot less? He was, but apparently Carroll is worth more than the world's best striker, despite being unproven at Premier League level, because he's "local". Ne need to get your disco pants in a twist, just accept Sunderland are a selling club as unlike their friendly neighbours.

Didn't realise Liverpewl play Chelsea at the weekend

Stoke giving up on the idea of playing any sort of respectable football.

Can't see us getting anyone on top of the baldy from Éire.

He's absolutely shite.

That sad thing is you made it up/believed whoever told you. Prove it. You prove it wasn't bollocks, I am not the one claiming transfers I provided you with the information, not my fault he got crocked. I've put my neck on the line for the summer. Now like last night, I want actual evidence of me either making this up, or getting this information from unreliable sources. Who's your sauce?

Owen would have prevented a lot of anger if he just stayed at bindipper's red.

No player has scored over 200 for Barca? Fucking useless, come back when you've had a Jackie and an Alan.

So you can get knocked back for Carroll again? I doubt we were ever knocked back in the first place but whatever makes you happy is cool with me. Righto eh? does that honestly excite you? i mean the news that you knocked back our bid actually makes you that happy? i guess some people get happy for the little things. Why shouldn't we be pleased at the rejection of a bid for our best player? Fulham's ongoing destruction of a nothing club also makes me happy.

Go on Tubbs & Co.

Rangers have only played a half Motherwell Schmotherwell.

I'd be rich as if it wasn't for those meddling Notts County fellows. £5 Bordeaux/At Madrid.

And another one please tall Bosnian.

Nice Samuel. Now hold on please Inter y Cagliari.

Pelanty

Go go Inter go go.

Dzeko unimpressive.

Inter are shit.

I would very much like I Nerazzurri to turn things round.

Looks like there's been some eggchasers f***ing it up. Really? I'm sharp me mate.

Looks like there's been some eggchasers fucking it up.

Howay Dzeko, rip these jokers apart.