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Bellamy is playing for a team pushing for the top 4 and has arguably been their best player this season. Why exactly would he return to us

Chamakh? I'm sure he'd fancy us over Arsenal

Good shouts. Buying Wheater would also come with the added bonus of pissing off the smoggies.

Yeah, I think a lot of that was down to van Bommel who marshalled the team so well and kept them pressing United all game. He's a player that's been criticised a lot in recent years but I've always liked him and thought he did a superb job in the middle tonight, so assured. We could do with someone like that. http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/2271/nickybutt625818.jpg

A relevant and thought-provoking argument if ever I've read one

He has done brilliantly this season and got along with the job quietly but for some reason I'm still sceptical for next season. Hope I'm worrying over shit all but he still has to prove himself when it comes to transfers (if he gets to choose who to buy). The big worry I have is when we have the inevitable spell of losing a few games on the bounce, will he have enough about him to make tough decisions, drop players and get their arses into gear

If only this was possible

Harper/Krul STaylor Coloccini NEW Enrique NEW Guthrie NEW Jonas NEW NEW It is extremely unlikely that we are going to purchase 2 new strikers so I suppose Carroll is going to have to start. Absolute necessities are new CB, RM, CM, one FW (someone like Doyle would be nice)

No doubt SSN will be constant Wayne Rooney injury updates for the next few days. Do they do it when Sholas injured, do they fuck

If we spend £15-20 million we should have no worries next season. However super Mike will no doubt attempt to scrape safety with a net spend of 3 shillings and a bag of faggots.

Attitudes like this towards other clubs doesn't help your image tbh. What a shame

Thankfully next season we won't have to deal with jealous fuckwits like these. After reading this I can't wait for their inevitable playoff collapse and their return to Championship/League 1 mediocrity.

An unemployed retard standing next to the monument on SSN has confirmed that we will indeed be challenging for Europe next season. I think we should all be very excited

If they are true thats very

We should win on Saturday and Forest will probably draw so promotion will almost certainly be sealed but not mathematically. Then on Monday we can be properly promoted and everyone will be happy and shit

Don't mind any of the teams currently in the playoff spots, just as long as the smoggies don't scrape their vile anus' into them.

Do you have any idea how sad you sound? No idea mate. How sad? As sad as a pathetic, probably single little cyber warrior who hurls abuse at those who barely deserve it from the safety of his spunky Kleenex-littered bedroom. Girlfriend gone craaaaazy

In Leviticus it also says it is an abomination to eat shellfish, so is everyone who eats a seafood pizza condemned? In John 3:16 it says whosoever believes in God will have life everlasting, making no distinction between sexualities. Note "Whosoever" not whosoever as long as you are straight. In Flinstones : it says " have a yabadabadoo time, a dabadoo time, we'll have a gay old time" The burning question is, Were Fred and Barney shagging each other? In answer to this question, conclusive evidence is available NSFW!!!

Probably just chose them because they take hoards of pissed fans to every shitty friendly

That's great, so long as you're living your life on the basis of a load of fiction written 2000 years ago. Fortunately, most of us manage not to. I remember the racism you used to get in football in the 1980s and before, and one of the things we should be proudest of in this country is that racism, compared to countries like Spain and Italy, is not an issue in football. We should be really proud of that. Hopefully, homophobia will go the same way. I can only just begin to imagine how knuckle-draggingly dim the people who sing "Upson takes it up the arse" or who thought Graeme Le Saux MUST be gay because he reads newspapers must be. Why anyone would want to associate themselves with that kind of unevolved pond life is beyond me. I agree, one was just joining in with the fun WUMfest that was going on and decided to find some friendly religion-based homophobia on t'internet. Ah, soz. I'm so riled, I fancy going out and BEATING UP SOME (other) STRAIGHTS!

That's great, so long as you're living your life on the basis of a load of fiction written 2000 years ago. Fortunately, most of us manage not to. I remember the racism you used to get in football in the 1980s and before, and one of the things we should be proudest of in this country is that racism, compared to countries like Spain and Italy, is not an issue in football. We should be really proud of that. Hopefully, homophobia will go the same way. I can only just begin to imagine how knuckle-draggingly dim the people who sing "Upson takes it up the arse" or who thought Graeme Le Saux MUST be gay because he reads newspapers must be. Why anyone would want to associate themselves with that kind of unevolved pond life is beyond me. I agree, one was just joining in with the fun WUMfest that was going on and decided to find some friendly religion-based homophobia on t'internet.

They have no money and it's a shit league, Shearer wouldn't touch them with yours.

Oh my, I didn't actually read the rest of the article and actually thought it was a truthful article I was too busy attempting to work out exactly what Pooftahs Parasitus was. Fuck me I'm an idiot

I think God has been judging... What the fuck is that?

Lev 20:13 "If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death."