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Could get mortal and make an accidental purchase, we've all done it. Wake up with Jon Parkin.

That was embarrassing Looks areet on the players like. In a dark tunnel at least.

James Vaughan. Cute.

Lovely dream catcher tattoo on his arm. Canny ironic considering that shirt is a fucking nightmare. Could easily pass as a shite dutch footballer. Hopefully signing number 3.

Significantly higher risk that they'll keep him, still go down and lose him for pittance. Their reasoning makes sense, and I'd be all for it if I were a Swansea fan, but £50m being the go-to price for any above average player ffs. The PL is horrid. Horrid.

@Crap90sFootball on Twitter is great for shite like that.

If he was that keen on being a champion he'd be joining Celtic or TNS, the lying slug.

This is by no means a dig at you, I'm honestly using your post as an example, but has anyone come up with a date where we are actually allowed to fear the worst? Based on the last 10 years, I'm there now. The date is dependent on where you sit on the 'happy clapper - manic depressive' fan spectrum.

Mildly concerning that the merry-go-round seems to have got moving over the last couple of days and we're being linked with nee fucker. If we're in the same position in a fortnight I'll begin fearing the worst.

So close.

Those mongs and their love for winning games and good goals. Gouffran's a decent lad like. Hopefully isn't here next season but will wish him the best.

Smart, but a bit boring. Would prefer banana v2.

Would certainly feel a lot more confident with Slimani upfront over Mitro like. Edit: aye that ^^^

Beattie or Perch?

Unfortunately the train left the atmosphere just after Chester-le-street.

Reading Fear & Loathing in La Liga and rewatching the Figo pigs head debacle off the back of it. God, El Clasico was great before it was taken over by tourists.

Isn't that Craig Hope always writing negative bollocks anyway?

We're not supposed to be able to. We got relegated at the worst possible time. Yep. The system is very clearly stacked in favor of a select few teams. Time for a transfer fee cap across UEFA. UEFA doing anything other than look after their elite clubs

He's the biggest wind up going ffs.

It's fucking stupid money tbh, the Premier league is utterly disgusting. Need to stop being aghast at these fees but it's impossible. Swansea trying to flog players for £50m ffs.

FFS

Sutton's an absolute tit tbf. Shearer rightfully demanded to be the main man at all times, as the greatest PL forward of all time should. What a man.

Not to mention the fact that they mention him every time we play and the 'he turned you down' response is always met with gallons of fewm.

Just like every half decent Geordie fucks off from Newcastle? Not really. Oh? Pedro, Gazza, Carroll, (Waddle) all fucked off. Waddle isn't a Geordie. Carroll couldn't give a shit about us either. Shearer, Shola & Paully D are true to their roots. yeah, both Shola and Dummett spurned lucrative deals at other clubs just to remain true to their Geordie roots. That's why they stuck around. My tongue was lodged firmly in my cheek.