Darth Crooks

Done nowt in front of goal regardless. These are looking like they're just ticking over. They look there for the beating tbh, similar to Chelsea in the cup game. Let's hope so.

Dohnt think so Lets not start the duff puns, eh? Please god this. So we can avoid any Groening.

Done nowt in front of goal regardless. These are looking like they're just ticking over.

Always ends up one touch one bounce we attack.

Smooth, Yedders

Chive-talking motherfucka

A keeper with command of the area and can come for crosses.

Swear some teams just ignore Dummett

It always looks so frenetic.

Don't be so daft man.

Too much pressure (not from MU) on the lad and the likes of Perez atm.

Mitro should've started.

Can see us burning out unfortunately.

Pogba buggered?

Seeing a lot of 2nd ball for once. Diame has made some kind of Faustian pact it seems.

Worst first attempt ever

Your kung fu is good sir.

Mo tekking no shite.

Just indicative of how desperate we are for goals that this debate becomes so grizzly.

What. A. Wanker.

Whoa whoa let's not go overboard...99p man, 99p

Shook his hand. Fucking cunt. Shake his throat more like.

Full kit wanker

Put your tin hat on for that one bonny lad