Darth Crooks

This is far too catchy. Just about to reference this Died at the dog in a pram

You should actually

'Listen..'

He'll HATE that

All Tummett in that photo more like

Great isn't it! The fatal marradox

Dummett is very athletic like. It's what helps him defensively.

That throw in...never forget never forgive

Unfortnate that noone takes him seriously on account of him having just thawed from a block of ice.

False storms I like it

Definitely something in this. He's quite the athlete I must say, can run all day. Can't fault the lad for industry.

Should be obvious by now you'll only get shit if you're not eligible one of our hallowed blue passports.

The trojan cunt

'Escuchen'

He speaks Spanish too don't forget.

Right then Alan, you've had your fun in the big time - now off you fuck.

Keeping himself busy by pallying with Sky.

FYP

Behind this guy: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/10/13/17/451C628500000578-4978360-image-a-113_1507911252340.jpg

I'm no grassy knoll type. Just too convenient.

Scorpion Clearance