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..that's being too kind - think this is closer to the truth.. I reckon that would really bother him tbh.

Wuzpisspor more like.

He must be trying cut and run. Only thing that makes sense.

Well we wanted more transfer activity.

Whats a modern day canal? A canal that's modern. It looks modern anyway, the whole area I was in looked restored. Gas Street Basin has been significantly redeveloped. Symphony hall opera house, Hyena comedy club, nightclubs, bars and restaurants heading towards the library and the Gas St. museum and gallery. Birmingham is full of shit places - particularly near the football grounds (particularly Aston) but like any place big enough the contrasts are worse. People seem to be like that about a lot of towns in the midlands, mainly dismissive - probably because you don't hear about it much. Leicester, Leamington Spa, Stratford Upon Avon and places like Warwick are nice enough places. Coventry will change massively next year with the culture bid and it needs it with Warwick nearby there are nice enough areas. Northampton, Derby and Nottingham are a bit ropey imo but I can see why someone from the Birmingham area would go there over smaller a place like Newcastle, no matter how much as a fan I think how fantastic it is. I've grown to think this goldfish bowl idea is probably true.

Best not tell him Shelvey'll stomp on his inhaler.

They've met his wages and he's expressed preference to move nearer to home for 4 months. What a cunt.

The guy's a 20 odd year old multi millionaire. He does the fuck he likes.

He is a brummie like tbf.

I mean we are in total shit in general. I know West Brom are below us but I suppose they've hired on the misguided basis they'll improve and move forward. not here.

Is it a wages thing?

He can probably go for a poo whenever he likes right now tbf

Statement of intent is a fucking ridiculous thing to say, no matter how positive this could be.

Wew. Well that'll bring the placators out in force.

You've been told once, twice...three times there maybe.

Hello? Come on man.

B Chris, final answer... http://static.dudeiwantthat.com/img/food/novelty/20-pound-chocolate-lionel-12027.jpg

Munchausen by proxy. I wonder how many analogies we've gone through since Ashley took over. The simile I always am drawn towards is it is as if he is a massive cunt.

Some twat took Pardew off our hands for two million, reckon some body might do similar for a much better coach.

The man's being asked to make a warship out of lollysticks relative to the rest of the league. That variable outweighs any reservation I have about how we play. We've created enough chances in our last few games to win/make good account of ourselves and the attacking personnel just isn't there. The whole setup stinks to be honest - Rafa resents being in this situation and the players aren't good enough.

Have Newport got more quality than us like? Did Norwich have a few weeks back? Pointless setting up like this in a cup game. Have a go. I honestly don't know. There's definitely something wrong in the balance of the team. Norwich certainly didn't look as lethargic and toothless as we seem to, on that showing at least.

We'll get howked playing any other way though is the reality. Don't have the likes of Cabaye or Cisse or dare I say it, Ben Arfa to pull something out when needed.

Gah so desperate.

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