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I'd agree but does that mean charnley is getting demoted and Carr? Whatever role he had.

To my mind then, that's a non starter. There is no way Mike Ashley is going to give up the upper hand in any situation. It's what he is.

Saylor, not got much time for Colback. Geordie cunts.

Since when was Jamaica in Europe? Since Australia came 3rd in Eurovision

If this happens and he's still here by next May then something will have had to have changed.

I see he's tried to minimise the names of players he can't pronounce.

Dear God, he's out of here for sure if that's suggested. Horrible to picture Mike sat there like Jabba with Keith Bishop dressed like Princess Leia on a chain 'You will have all you need. Just one more thing.' *Drops Charnley and Rafa into a pit* 'Just fuck' Grim.

Who the fuck is Mike Lee? that film director?

Might have well been a test. I know they'd done one recently in the alndale centre with a guy in a vest although to disrupt a premier league game would be weird but can you recreate that?

La-ur-ie Sanchez... (cha cha)

Yeap. No way he walks away from a situation without feeling he has the upper hand.

Indeed. No coincidence its man united either. Go for the biggest club in the world.

It's all going to go pitch black, a bell tolls and Barry fry is going to ride in on a bike like the undertaker

Changed the game. Genius.

He's wanking.

Don't be that prick till we know nothings gonna happen. Just cocked the safety, chief

Master stroke by mitrovic this

Obviously looking to impress Warnock

Black cock costumes is an interesting Google search.

Aye, for Rafa, the Norwich handball and then the Aguero header. Maybe the Colo one at the mackems way back was the biggest though. Thing is as long as your defenders are fucking balls and allow players to have the opportunity to handle it outside your box, luck won't go your way.

Turned the corner.

Yay!

At least it would take out a few SD signs.

He's got to be given the right paints first though.

Because he is the painting from ghostbusters