Darth Crooks

Pardew aside and given what we've brought in. Ridding ourselves of the likes of him, mbiwa and santon was fucking madness.

Until. Doesn't mean he wouldn't stay afterward. Not sure if you're serious though? Us and villa

People take far too much credence in what he says at any one point; partly because he rarely does but the guy is a proven liar and gigacunt. His actions over time speak far louder and that has shown he'll bust a gut to look after SD interests in the prem.

Equally, whenever I go to other forums and get told to 'fuck off and support the mackems' for being a 'negative cunt'. I realise there is a middle ground but I have to say the stars would have to align quite favorably in this situation.

It's not flat out wrong like 'the proof is in the pudding' grrr.

It's quite a common phrase like. Although he has blatantly taken it from here.

'Ian, fanshy shenter parcsh?

I haven't celebrated a goal in the last 3 months. Not purposefully, just have lost it.

Absolutely this, said it all along. That makes no sense either. His primary aim is premier league exposure - he'd just keep us if successful, he just can't be arsed to do the necessary legwork. I agree he wouldn't sell it quickly as he's a stubborn arsehole but if we're down there long term is that attitude going to persist? I don't know how you can be so sure either way. So much of the motivation relies on being in the big time. Put it this way, if he wants £400m* then Mike Ashley is the kind of person that will still want £400m after a couple of years in the Championship (in fact, he will probably want more as we will get less income down there). He won't flog us on the cheap, he just won't - otherwise he would have done that by now. *for the sake of argument, not saying that he does. I hear what your saying and I don't doubt it could well be the case however that scenario hasn't played out before. Sure we went down before but he was supremely confident of a swift return. He might even feel that way again for two, three years or so if (lol) we go down this year. We've not got to a point yet where PL is a distant possibility. What I am 100% of is as long as he views a cycle of finishing low in the prem/yo-yoing as an option/possibility then he'll never leave.

Uh oh, someones not getting any at the minute. Don't worry there was no passive aggression there just an explanation. I promise - and I'm up to eyes in it. Jocking the bitches, smacking the hoes 24/7 I wasn't worried in the slightest. :lol: Gettin' big to me fam?

Uh oh, someones not getting any at the minute. Don't worry there was no passive aggression there just an explanation. I promise - and I'm up to eyes in it. Jocking the bitches, smacking the hoes 24/7

Absolutely this, said it all along. That makes no sense either. His primary aim is premier league exposure - he'd just keep us if successful, he just can't be arsed to do the necessary legwork. I agree he wouldn't sell it quickly as he's a stubborn arsehole but if we're down there long term is that attitude going to persist? I don't know how you can be so sure either way. So much of the motivation relies on being in the big time.

Bridge burned/ship sailed + deliberate mixup = hilarious gag.

Doumbia hasn't started. Discredited.

Getting relegated alone won't do it but I don't think that's the argument. Will he sell if we aren't a premier league club in the medium-long term? is the more relevant one.

Didn't mention HBA until the third paragraph so I was assuming Simpson was sniffing around the French squad

He'll sell if we're there long term. Of course he won't if it's only a one time thing.

Insipid surrender by an irrelevant number of goals.

Because barring advertising his tatty little brand he has no care for us. What he clearly didn't factor in is that we have to have a modicum of success to continue advertising said shitty brand. He just thought he'd done the bare minimum but it was always going to collapse on him. Preach. Same as it's ever been. We're going nowhere til Smartprice Sauron is out through the Gondoor

I don't understand how people take so much credence in the views of Alan Pardew and Steve Bruce

Just like sauron and the one ring. Except instead a big menacing red eye or a 12 foot demonic suit of armour we have some podgy c*** in a s*** tie. Did he run discount sportswear store in Mordor, with branches stretching out to the rest of middle earth? Yep. Full of Elf and safety hazards and zero hours w-Ork-ers.

I've never seen him ride a bike eating an apple in fairness to yorkie; In fact I've never seen the big daft cynt do either.

Just like sauron and the one ring. Except instead a big menacing red eye or a 12 foot demonic suit of armour we have some podgy cunt in a shit tie.

I was called a conspiracy theorist yesterday for saying that he is more involved than his interview suggests. Gah.

This. We've been screaming at the squad imbalance and wrong signings for several seasons and it's been ignored. The last time we had a balanced team was under Pardew, who of course said it was because he didn't have the players. McClaren as shite as he was was hung out to dry in the same way Rafa has. Rafa will take it in his stride though because he's not desperate and will just leave if he's not supported.