Darth Crooks

Fat stubborn cunt

Vitamins and bed at 7

Maybe one of those 4-3's we love so much is on the cards.

Tremendous implosion

Take a rennie.

Don't see where the optimism is coming from, without aiming to be negative. Best we I can foresee is a Norwich loss and a point.

Top tip: Contract incredible breed to in-breed. Save you some typing time

'Fitter...happier...more productive'

Poor. Tusk. Tusk

I initially thought it was just Rumours

Feeling empowered and untouchable due to his wealth and profile and resulting in a forbidden fruit complex. I do think his missus seems in it for the lifestyle. That may be harsh.

I'd say aye to Beyonce now and I'm 47. Any 15 year boy would have to be placed behind a screen due to him grinning like the fucking bat signal.

We're like the logan's run of football teams except we'll kill you off before you're 23

I've been quite vocal in opposition of jokes being posted blanketed on facebook because of its ever visible and volatile nature but have only posted stuff here because I know it's between a small group of like minded people. That said I'll stop if people are fed up of it.

Which club is going to take him back now? Young Boys? Boca/S club juniors?

Kid Fiddle us

15. Egg foo yung please

It definitely does.

Took me f***ing ages to work out what digitally penetrate means there like, was like how the f*** does that work? me as well http://i68.tinypic.com/zoo3l.png

http://i.giphy.com/eHAtUeGfEXFJK.gif

He's sponsored by speedo but the s fell off jajajajajajaja.

Mmm. It was a genuine question like as I haven't seen much other than jokes and bile. I suppose that opinion comes down to the innocent until proven guilty stuff.

Who's defending him like other than the mackems? (Their idiots)

http://games.usvsth3m.com/edballs/