Darth Crooks

Apart from the massive chebs smokin hot body and painful erection I have now his missus does nowt for me I'm sorry like.

Shaved Jonas

Piss poor damp coursing 2/10 WNB

Any way you look at it. It makes no sense on a financial or football level. Ashley was obviously very keen on keeping Pardew.

SG that's how you do it.

No need for this kind of patter like. People think it's overly negative - ok. I would question why but no need for abuse.

Oh and given the nature of Ashley's tenure why should the opinion on this board or any other be negative. It's the calls for groundless positivity I find weird. The only positive thing has been the protest that happened last year in which we managed to Chinese burn our dear leader into talking to us about 'change' - which many 'positivists' lRgely shat on.

Both Ashley and Levy have played a blinder Levy has sold a name for £12m. Ashley has bought a name to sell to fans ("English, PL experience etc"), got an extra body to justify a disposal of a more valuable asset (probably Sissoko/Gini in the summer), and potentially has a 24 year old English player for resale, bought at his monetary nadir. I really think you overestimate how much we do for PR reasons. g Ian, almost every decision/wording they come out with is to keep the fans at arms length. I'm looking at fb forums now and on the basis of shelvey and Townsend people are piping up with the he's changed angle. It's fickle and depressing.

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Who you on about?, Sissoko? Don't think we'd get that much more for him right now than we're paying for Townsend and likely Mclaren will want Townsend at left wing while Sissoko is right wing. Think he's being signed with a mind to Sissoko leaving in summer as a replacement.

Townsend is a means to offloading one of our better midfielders. Think we'll try to ship De Jong too.

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Striker and lb-defender a priority. Waste a week signing this chump. Pokey bots all round.

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Makes me laugh a little when people say Ashley should take action and force Charnley to resign or hold Carr to account.Her should, but the whole setup is him. Puppets and sycophants subject to his model and his authority. It's his will and whims.

I'll stop short of comparisons to ted bundy like

Never takes the bins out the lazy twat

Never coming as long as there's a hole in my arse.

I liked when he described himself a master of the game.

Didn't see this yesterday. :lol: http://lawsonstone.seedbed.com/files/2013/02/hindenberg.jpg 'Ignore that red hot bang if you just keeping flying in this direction we should stay up.

He's worse than llambias in the sense that at least he seemed able to form his own view. This lickspittle pats himself on the back for the right colours on his spreadsheet.

You either give him money and back him or sack the bloke. We're standing with our fingers knuckle deep in a our arses doing nothing.

What's all the Green Bay packers crap the with the hat about?

Never; in the field of sporting conflict, have so few goals given to so many.