Darth Crooks

Tiote's chinese medicine practitioner

Ding ding ding ding - add a few anglo-saxons to placate the mongs and 'OMG dave chainged!!'

Reckon that could happen. I've heard he likes Scrabble tiles in his mouth, specifically the T,C and D tiles. Could spell trouble when he has a shit.

Hope he forever picks out the coffee revel.

Wouldn't particularly miss de Jong tbh

I don't think it's a particularly poor signing tbh but suggest it's just a case of Us moaning because they are not english bs then moan for the sake of it when they do its over simplistic. I want players signed to strengthen the team in the areas that are beside not because of tokenism. If they went all out to sign the likes of shawcross id see that they were addressing the real issues.

Come one indeed

Come on 2016 work your mortality magic...

Doesn't surprise me at all, Elliot's a complete bellend. Just look who wrote the article and lets compare bellends. Ok I know who wrote it now. Mines a bit pointy at the end. How about yours?

Now he's 23 is that why he now looks 46? Like Jan Koller with Botox

The second penalty call was the real travesty

He can ride my tackle anytime.

I'm your biggest fan, Your head looks so shiny and healthy Oh jonjo, jonjo Shelvey.

So short termist.

http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeek/files/styles/insert_main_wide_image/public/2/67//hitman_2.jpg?itok=XiTbWCOk http://www.themag.co.uk/assets/jack-colback-on-knees-newcastle-united-nufc-650x400.jpg Go on Jonjo...

This. The epitome of cowardice. Just think how we'd be sat here giving the lad credit had he actually taken a shot (and probably) scored. Thin lines. To be honest though, the fact that we've gone for two new midfielders, and the fact that he's been getting subbed off more and more often, I reckon SMC has identified that he's a weak link and will look to demote him to the bench. I just can't picture a world in which a coach can't see such a glaring hole in his team. Irony being Thauvin would get crucified if he did the same thing.

He was shit for a very long time. Still, a likeable enough character who showed grit and determination alongside the odd great performance. Godspeed.

Better than what? Infant mortality?

Handball

Colback does nowt to stop that the cunt

Dickhead

He's rubbish the bald cunt.

Eee fuck me.

I'd be calling pen if it was the other way tbh. Fellaini shouldn't be in a position to get such an easy header anyway. 2nd one is fucking ludicrous.

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