Darth Crooks

He wanks with a lamp

England is mental talk. Whether you rate him to any degree or not at all it would suggest the current England crop is puss poor.

If he weren't an Englishman he'd be lambasted; as it is, the British fraternity will rarely ever criticise an English player. It's sickening. Alan smith was a battler whose grit helped us back up if you believe the fraternity's narrative.

win-jaldum, dum, dum - he's dynamite, he's Dutch

He's not so much terrible as a compliment complete passenger. Worthless to a team in our position.

Watched this in an East lahndan pab deny? Was class.

... Absolutely nothing. HUH! Say it again Good god yaw!

Where's me fuckin jacket then?

Once again we look worse for these subs.

Optically

Sweet slaphead Jesus.

Dummett is a far better defender than colback as much as I hate him at LB. don't get it.

Nolan could barely dictate his own legs.

Get this man a lasagne with candles on.

Mitro needs a goal from open play. He's getting ting in the right places.

The difference is galactic in comparison.

This is getting a bit too much now. Leave teeth girl alone.

Hope he shags an ugly version of that lass from Teeth

Being jack colback and Paul dummett means that they can't move forward with confidence. Very little to do with sissoko

Looks like Jonas. Want

Hope he zips his nads in his flies and has that extra unexpected dribbly bit of piss when puts his knob away - the knob.

The light shone off wor jonjos head.

Hope he paper cuts his jap whilst he reads the gushing stuff about him on the shitter.

'Itsh fine gaffer honeshtly. I'll walk it off'

I never understood the logic of signing Colback. A free transfer is only going to be good value if you sell them on. What the fuck are we waiting for? Must worth £2-3m at a push. The bloke had the jawdee pashun needed at the time. Mongs placated.