Darth Crooks

Ah right saw the chron link above it and got muxed ip. I'll remian quietly nervous.

True enough, it's worrying when patsy pubs like the chronicle are toeing that line though.

Exactly that by the sounds. Shelvey is the band-aid to the terminal head wound.

That's me off to see my local team then.

I'm waiting to get out before I say 'we'll be alright at all'

Might be quite fitting as well. http://www.bigcharlieandros.com/images/detail-andros-map-700px.gif Penis shaped island?

Nolan just couldn't get about.

Spend it on a striker, cb

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Make him captain. Captain Phillips.

I love these posts from you Ian. It's like you took the red pill and are now fully conscient of how things really are. 'I was once like you...' ...but then I took a Reading to the knee.

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Are you calling shopped?

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They probably heard 'Tiote' and 'flee from Newcastle' and got their wires crossed.

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Did Rooney ever get done for that horrendous elbow?

Fonzy jumping the shark and McConaughy

Let's ring shola, Lord of pellas

http://i65.tinypic.com/9tpapz.png 'It's Bennings' http://i65.tinypic.com/1r7rte.png http://i.ytimg.com/vi/p35JDJLa9ec/hqdefault.jpg 'It's not Bennings' http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/4047216/bennings-burn-o.gif FACCKIN' CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......'

Hope he leaves an item in the bagging area and has to wait yonks for the assistant to tap the code in.

Explains the wank lamp then