Darth Crooks

Thank Christ.

Tekkers to be Fer

Our subs'll be the difference.

Relying on hull being shit. Great

This dramatic music on this stream accompanying shit football, Ryan Taylor spannering balls about and rob green getting sparked out

It was but the defenders were treating him like a Harlem globetrotter.

He has done literally nothing

Twice Barton has mucked something like that up

Reckon rivière should just backflip everywhere round the pitch to give him that extra yard.

Rob green trying to count to Potato right there.

Their heads have proper gone down for that.

Wait lumbers about like that and the cunt can do backflips?!

Thank fuck for janmaat. Looks a cut above.

Can't believe that cm like.

And we're all gonna fucking watch. Rather eat my own shit I have already and now this is dessert.

Superb.

Allow it.

The king in training this week... http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk23/jilloesz/Black_by_popular_demand.jpg 'Wha' gwan punch?'

Hey guys! You're black!

height=300http://i.imgur.com/TWpYBDN.jpg[/img] :lol: Walked right into that one

Any chance of this or not? It's not a PED so I'd be surprised. Zero chance of it IMO and will just be filed away. A PED-0 file if you will.

His bellend fell off in the shower and broke his toe.

It's the desperation of it all, really. He's just throwing anything at the wall to see if something will stick. Something he can build a managerial career out of. NOTHING is working and he's losing his fucking mind trying to figure it out why other people can do it and he can't. Hating someone like that just seems unnecessary. I want him gone, and I'll be fucking furious when he gets the seat full time. But I just can't bring myself to hate him. Same. He's just thick and shit. Pardew was a smarmy snake.

You are what is known in the trade as an enabler. It is because there are people who will shrug their shoulders and say it's not his fault that those at the top can get away with it. Don't hate him? Yeah well, it's only Newcastle United FC. Good old Johnny he's one of us. Bit of a leap there like. He doesn't hate and thinks he's crap is the gist I've got. Don't think many people think he's right for it.

Cue ET clip...