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Darth Crooks

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    Alan Pardew

    It's about ambition and the genuine desires of the 'hierarchy' for me if this guy stays. I'm resigned to the fact that he'll be here until the end of the season...just hell of a gamble if we get dragged in. Any naysayers can talk about stability and who we would get, but thats their call and vocation and not ours, though if this man stays in charge of the team then than states that they are happy with premier league and mediocrity at best and not taking this club in a proactive direction. Sickening that it has gotten this far and encouraged and been allowed to cause such apathy and humiliation.
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    Alan Pardew

    I'd like to know the type he's on, the mental cunt.
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    Alan Pardew

    Those who defend this man and still have faith are the footballing equivalent of Neville Chamberlain.
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    Alan Pardew

    How I've reacted to those post-match comments: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmzhEFnP3yc
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    Alan Pardew

    Half time and sub decision making looks something like this:
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    Alan Pardew

    They'll get subbed just like the gouff did today.
  7. Pardew doens't know how to use any of these players. Not one. Jonas is no exception. He is one of the weaker midfield options we have but comparisons to Alan Smith and the like are fucking laughable.
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    Alan Pardew

    We should just wait for HT, let the opposition go to the dressing room but we just stay on the park and just knock the ball about like we do in the warm up. Fuck Pardew, fuck his teamtalks, just ignore HT totally and wait for the opposition to come back out. I'm a visionary. I'd be happy if he did the teamtalk for the other team at HT.
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    Papiss Cissé

    Very oba martins at times; albeit much better.
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    Alan Pardew

    Reality bites. If Ashley keeps him after this season than it's a massive statement of intent in my eyes. Don't cause trouble, keep us in the no matter where; as long as the profit margins are the right way. If we have an ounce of ambition in the upper echelons then they should be employing the same methods they used to employ this cretin and be finding someone who can do the job behind his back. This wont change under this clown next season; folly to think otherwise.
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    Alan Pardew

    It's no game plan, though. Pardew deludes himself into thinking it's a about tight shape, regimen and weathering pressure valiantly. In reality it's exactly as you describe not to mention fucking dross.
  12. Stop saying pards ffs. Makes it sound like we have an ounce of affection for this charlatan.
  13. I can't slate the lad too much. Our dear leader has him as a DM of left back each game.
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    Alan Pardew

    :dowie:These subs man
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    Alan Pardew

    Has all the nous and managerial ability of a tampon. Fuck off and die.
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    Alan Pardew

    It really does like. Not too much subtley of context there.
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    Alan Pardew

    Small time bastard. Sorry. I am late to the party and just catching up. Did he really say this ? What an absolute slimy mouth breathing twat.
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    Alan Pardew

    DOF? No thanks. Hes like a bucket of shit. All shiny and polished on the outside and throw your weight the right way and push it around enough and you can stop yourself getting covered in mess. However you start to realise whatever it goes near starts to stink at fester and no matter what shine and slick polish it shows on the outside; it is, in essence a bucket of shit...with a notepad. DOF? the blokes a cretin. I want him nowhere near.
  19. We'd never attract benitez whilst theres still a hole in my arse.
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    Alan Pardew

    Gah. Could throttle the cunt.
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