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Darth Crooks

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  1. I can't slate the lad too much. Our dear leader has him as a DM of left back each game.
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    Alan Pardew

    :dowie:These subs man
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    Alan Pardew

    Has all the nous and managerial ability of a tampon. Fuck off and die.
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    Alan Pardew

    It really does like. Not too much subtley of context there.
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    Alan Pardew

    Small time bastard. Sorry. I am late to the party and just catching up. Did he really say this ? What an absolute slimy mouth breathing twat.
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    Alan Pardew

    DOF? No thanks. Hes like a bucket of shit. All shiny and polished on the outside and throw your weight the right way and push it around enough and you can stop yourself getting covered in mess. However you start to realise whatever it goes near starts to stink at fester and no matter what shine and slick polish it shows on the outside; it is, in essence a bucket of shit...with a notepad. DOF? the blokes a cretin. I want him nowhere near.
  7. We'd never attract benitez whilst theres still a hole in my arse.
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    Alan Pardew

    Gah. Could throttle the cunt.
  9. OH MAH GARRRRRGGGD! SHARPSHOOTER! SHARPSHOOTER!
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    Alan Pardew

    http://i48.tinypic.com/eqypg1.jpg
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    Alan Pardew

    Its apparent he is no better in terms of arrogance and pig-headed, stubborn self belief. The jobs for the boys chancers we've had at this club ffs.
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    Alan Pardew

    Not if he goes in the summer; lots of time. Trouble is he is poisonous right now and the time currently cannot be afforded during the season.
  13. I'm going to spend my afternoon doing something more constructive; namely stapling my bollocks to sheets of asbestos.
  14. Being scapegoated at a time when the whole setup is in crisis imo.
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    Alan Pardew

    Finishing in a remotely respectable position with a half decent away record would have shown that this season wasn't a fluke. This season has exposed him completely.
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    Alan Pardew

    I'd take Russell Grant over this cunt tbh.
  17. Probably the daftest question of 2013. Duly noted just hadn't seen it mentioned.
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    Alan Pardew

    He's completely full of shit, that stupid fucking notebook and his slick suits. The guy spends so much time on trying to look clever an make things seem like complex processes he becomes inept at the stuff that actually matters. Jobs for the boys moron. I couldn't be further the point of giving him more time after today
  19. Anyone pickup on St. Niall being a complete wanker on the commentary? Whose idea was that to put him on for this game? Its like having Bobby Charlton in for the Manchester derby ffs.
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