Darth Crooks

Scathing, cutting edge stuff Lee

The subbing of Gouffran regularly for doing his own thing is telling. He's such an inhibiting force and he's here to the bitter end.

To answer the two questions - Hell no and Yes, the big prick.

Alpha Papa's notebook and its startling tactical appraisal:

Seething at this smug prick. Completely fed up and beyond constructive debate now

Currently speed-bag training with DL's tonsils round about now.

Thing is, for every game we've come sharp out of the traps, this guy and turgid/archaic approach negates the lot as we sit on a 1-0 lead if we're lucky. He'll then spout some shite about progressive 'front foot football' (?) and some people swallow it. For that reason I can't be confident, no matter how good a squad it looks on paper.

I'll tell myself this and then the disappointment of defending 1-0 defeats at home next season won't be so soul destroying

Christmas. Are you hanging all your hopes upon this fraud? It's a time when we blame young lads from abroad. Does your manager always tell ya, That a hard fought point's the best? And that half the squad hasn't had a re-e-est... So here it is...

This cunt isn't going is he?

All stems back to Ashley and Llambias really. They appoint the man, does well; okay good job so far. Get cocky after 5th and save a few bob by buying 1 token player and the team struggles. Pardew whinges and gripes and looks to be losing touch. They back him with a flurry of overdue signings and continue to see him struggle without further action. They hold the keys to the ignition to kickstart this. Pardew's a dead duck and inept but he's just an influencial pawn when all's said and done. If they have any decency and guile they are the ones to change things.

He doesnt even know what he means himself man.

Fluffy hyperbolic tosh

Dont take the piss out of mick too much he has an overactive pie gland as well as an imagination it would seem...

It's genuinely staggering tbh. Pardarazzi/ Pardedia marra.

'Kin 'ell.

I'm spending my Sunday crafting a silver haired voo-doo doll to induce a JFK style coronary on this prick. Feel free to join me. Off out to buy the needles now.

*shrugs shoulders* Why not? There aint many bigger jobs in England he could go to if he don't stay at Chelsea. Just don't think he's fussed about staying in England or desperately being in management at all tbh. We have aspects that are attractive; he justs strikes me as the type who can take it or leave it if he can't operate independently won't waste his time. Realistically you're looking at someone up and coming from the lower leagues, a gamble on someone abroad (would take informed choices on either) or chancers on the merry-go-round like Pardew. If the upper echelons were savvy they'd have been looking since the Sunderland game if not before. Crucial few days ahead in terms of defining their ability/intentions.

Benitez wouldn't touch us with a turdy telegraph pole.

Tbf this is one of the more apt ones than the other five pardew ones...that said by keeping the prick and sticking fingers in our ears we deserve to go down.

He'll gamble it to the end of the season imo; which is a disgrace on its own.

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Annexing the sudatenland

Bedsheet time. Seriously. Its not about supporting the manager anyone; his welfare is at odds with that of the club.

He'd count himself lucky if he just gets sacked; i' sure i'm not the only one wanting to torch the cunt joan of arc style. Watch his shitty notebook crisp and curl.