Darth Crooks

Aw thanks bud. No worries.

I like Han Colo, but this. One man united post man - I know it was in a fred mind.

Whether he is given another go or binned 90 mins after 3pm against Arsenal; he won't improve as a manager imo. Hes stuck in his ways and I think the way he has lost the support of the players (which has clearly happened to some degree) means he has an uphill struggle to say the least.

Hate this straw man argument they keep perpetuating as a reason for our shitness. Pardew has had minimal blame and I'm not absolving the players. Even supermacs mostly correct assessment featured a francophobic slur. Garbage.

He's off in summer apparently but where to? Abroad makes sense in a career way but I don't think he has the open-minded attitude of someone like Beckham and will stay in England.

Fucking hell, Rolf and Ken now this!

Looking more like Jim from the Vicar of Dibley each day

We could hire a dead crow in a jar of shit and it would be nowhere near a sideways step...Either that or Martinez would be a meteoric and phoenix like rise.

A. Fergie. B. No, it's now an institution. C. No. Thanks those rhetorical questions were like an itch I couldn't scratch. Thanks Dave. Thave.

Who will chew gum with their mouth open for 90 mins now? Have we seen the last of 18 minutes stoppage time at Old Trafford at 2-2? Will the replacement have a blood pressure of 3000 and severe anger and alcohol problems? We wait and breathe.

Hinsightastic 7 atm. Just get win you geet bell.

Wholeheartedly concur. Come on then Alan; do at least one thing right, you cleft.

That draw away against Everton was fortunate to say the least.

- Getting beat at home by 6 goal defecits Plural? I remember us conceding 6 at home twice, but not a loss by 6. Was just bunching heavy losses at home together tbh.

Not in agreement necessarily but can see this point of view following: - Relegation - Keegan Fiasco - Stadium name change and then U-turn - Merry go round of managers - Getting beat at home by 6 goal defecits - Years of Fat Fred's mentalism - Backing busted flush Pardew in name of stability following mentalism with daft 8 year contract. - JFK - Souness - Nile Ranger - Joey Barton and his twitter shit - Steve Wraith being a git prick - Our dear manager lying through his teeth about attacking football - Alleged dressing room bust ups - That Cockney Mafia shite - Twats starting on horses. I'd be hard pressed to find Wigan or the like with a list of calamities that look like that.

If anything we're a counter-counter-attacking team.

He'll go. Just in for a nightmare few weeks whatever way the damocles sword falls.

Dis shiznit fam. Allow it.

Don't think it was a goal tbh. Other angles show that completely differently. The thing that has given Pardew so much slack over the past few seasons is the luck he's had with things like that and Cisse et al bailing us out. He's a complete no trick pony and his jammy chancer streak has run out.

class lol oh Portutroll

why would you even listen to it? Well it's hard to avoid; doesn't mean I'll ever believe in it. The cruellest thing in all this is that this cockleech we'll be absolutely fine whatever happens. Backed or sacked he'll still be some smug untouchable jobs for the boys millionaire who'll be alright jack rain or shine. Whilst we're possibly condemned to never see top flight again when this money fucks us over. I really wish I didn't care. Rotten from top to bottom we are every time. I need a shit.

I wonder what enraging compilation of inane horseshit he will spout post match this time round?

Brought me from the brink of writ-slitting this cheers

Spot on, draw gives us a slim chance of staying up but a loss it's over. This is what it comes down to ultimately.

Needs to be gone 90 mins after 3pm on the last day. Absolute cretinous fucktard.