Darth Crooks

Fluffy hyperbolic tosh

Dont take the piss out of mick too much he has an overactive pie gland as well as an imagination it would seem...

It's genuinely staggering tbh. Pardarazzi/ Pardedia marra.

'Kin 'ell.

I'm spending my Sunday crafting a silver haired voo-doo doll to induce a JFK style coronary on this prick. Feel free to join me. Off out to buy the needles now.

*shrugs shoulders* Why not? There aint many bigger jobs in England he could go to if he don't stay at Chelsea. Just don't think he's fussed about staying in England or desperately being in management at all tbh. We have aspects that are attractive; he justs strikes me as the type who can take it or leave it if he can't operate independently won't waste his time. Realistically you're looking at someone up and coming from the lower leagues, a gamble on someone abroad (would take informed choices on either) or chancers on the merry-go-round like Pardew. If the upper echelons were savvy they'd have been looking since the Sunderland game if not before. Crucial few days ahead in terms of defining their ability/intentions.

Benitez wouldn't touch us with a turdy telegraph pole.

Tbf this is one of the more apt ones than the other five pardew ones...that said by keeping the prick and sticking fingers in our ears we deserve to go down.

He'll gamble it to the end of the season imo; which is a disgrace on its own.

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Annexing the sudatenland

Bedsheet time. Seriously. Its not about supporting the manager anyone; his welfare is at odds with that of the club.

He'd count himself lucky if he just gets sacked; i' sure i'm not the only one wanting to torch the cunt joan of arc style. Watch his shitty notebook crisp and curl.

Let's not get at each other. Let's only a small few culpable and none of them are on this forum...apart from Ian 'Dekka' W

.Yup for me. At least JFK had the courtesy to nearly off himself.

The culmination of what papered over cracks and slick diversionary tactics get you. The Pardew legacy. If he isn't sacked as soon as he hits the dressing room then I've no faith whatsoever in any of the current powers that be.

Ah fuck just seen the genuine one. What a cretin. Id cry if if I wasn't laughing at the predictability.

That squad is plenty good enough to get a result provided the Paretardew doesnt work his magic.

This. Utterly depressing.

A Good Day to Die Pard

I'm just down to minimal words now...blokes a prick.

Gosling Dat sub...

Suarez to swallow Adam Campbell whole in the last 15.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

What's the view like there inside your own arse?