MKSC

might as well add elvis presley to perform live (and actually alive) at the superbowl half-time show which I'm not watching because at that moment I'm balls deep in kate hudson who is in turn munching on Mila Kunis' gaping axe wound to that list of things that aren't ever going to happen.

2am for the first game. That'll be messy.

Is this on live on BBC, or via legal internet means?

Has it made it on to rtg yet?

That's not good news. That's great news.

will make an appearance. Looking forward to it. I've no idea what anyone looks like off here, faces to names will be odd! Yorkie's is especially odd.

Fantastic! It's class that they go all the way down to about step 11 on the pyramid. Otherwise mine would have been fairly empty.

http://www.footballgroundmap.com/mksc Filled up with a massive amount of non-league teams in the south east.

He did, I saw it too. Tried to be smooth but we got him bro.

I think we could see some really interesting groups. There don't look to be any awful teams in the field, obviously there are some poorer teams but even Iran and Costa Rica could cause an upset if they get a good performance from enough players. Australia will hopefully get three tonkings.

Haven't you made enough predictions for one week? I only got one wrong out of six. In punditry terms that is nostradamus standard.

Qualifiers (I'm assuming Mexico and Uruguay don't monumentally fuck up their playoffs) Brazil (WR #11) Spain (1) Germany (2) Argentina (3) Colombia (4) Belgium (5) Uruguay (6) Switzerland (7) ---------------------- Netherlands (8) Italy (9) England (10) Portugal (13) Greece (15) Bosnia (16) Croatia (18) Russia (19) ---------------------- France (21) ---------------------- Chile (12) Ecuador (22) ---------------------- Ivory Coast (17) Ghana (23) Algeria (32) Nigeria (33) Cameroon (59) ---------------------- USA (13) Mexico (24) Costa Rica (31) Honduras (34) ---------------------- Japan (44) Iran (49) South Korea (56) Australia (57) Would make sense for them to lump the four Asian teams and the four Central/North American teams in a pot and then put France, Chile and Ecuador in with the five African teams.

Do you think he just found that picture by searching for "four black people" on google? If he isn't making a joke about black people either a) all looking the same, or at least being able to find two different unrelated black people indestinguishable or b) it being easier to see them when they smile then I don't get what the point of his tweet is.

I've got plenty of ammo to fire at Mike resorting to racism. I mean, the guy bashed one out to the concept of his cousins tits. That's enough to go on for years. Plus the Liverpool shit and the awful array of sports teams he follows. All of this should be used first before lowering one's standards and playing the cheap black jokes. The fact Taylor thought this was acceptable is a problem. You should never resort to a joke about somebody's colour, race, sexuality or religion. It's completely uncalled for, even in the world of 'friendly banter'. When I was at school a couple of black friends used to rip each other all the time using racial slur's. I never found it funny. A Pakistani guy in my class used to get cheap laughs by calling other Indians/Pakistani's paki's. I never found that funny either. I've worked in an all white team before, and in a group with only one black person. Both times I pulled people up on racial 'banter'. I also resent the idea that I'm offended for other people. I'm not, I'm offended for me. I find that sort of behaviour offensive. If the other person wants to accept it then fine but that doesn't mean I have to think it is acceptable. I can accept there are differences between people genetically, mentally, physiologically, spiritually and philosophically but they don't need to be pointed out at all, and they need to be made fun of even less. They're not important and it's about time the world realised this.

Can't be. If it was them the picture would need to have been done on canvas.

They can be deadly, or so I've heard.

This is actually better. We can play the game without worrying about rushing off for the city match. Plenty of time for post match refreshments leading to late night entertainment, also a long lay in to recover before the game on Sunday.

Not quite. I believe it is last seasons table with the results from this season replacing the same game from last season as they occur. So, for example, today Nut will have replaced last seasons loss at Spurs with today's win.

And there was me thinking it had been moved to 12 to allow easier travel home for our fans. I feel a fool now for thinking it was anything other than because it suited Sky.

Was pretty disgusting IMO. Puke and piss everywhere, rubbish mountains appearing all over the place. My biggest memory of the trip though was the toilets being absolutely destroyed on the top floor of this place; http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/04/0d/3f/46/de-carre.jpg I can still smell it now. Honestly, there was shit all up the walls. Grim.

Bump. Got to keep this on the first page. Did you book the pitch Yorkie?

Just book it man. We'll easy have enough. It means us from further afield can make our plans early and save money.

Was a good job someone had a step-ladder handy for you to use. Kicked you in the nuts first. I guess it's understandable that your memory is hazy, you were out for a while. Nicely played, sir.

It works in the same way as a placepot does in racing. Just say there are 10 games and you pick a home win in all it's one bet. (1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1 =1) If you pick 9 home wins and one you pick home and draw it is 2 bets. (1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x2 =2) If you picked 5 home wins, 2 where you go for 2 options and 3 where you pick all three it is 108 bets. (1x1x1x1x1x2x2x3x3x3 = 108) You pay for every bet you make so at £1 a go you probably want to keep it down to a maximum of 10 bets, otherwise your spending a lot of money. Had myself a bit of luck on Sunday and Monday with my Yank sports bets so I've gone all out with two £5 acca's tonight, one on varying football games and one mixing up NBA, NHL and MLB.