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Shit has gone crazy today. Bookies having a field day.

Sounds like we're playing a game of Culverhouse. https://theuglygame.wordpress.com/2014/03/20/im-going-all-in-with-andy-impey/

The border between north and south being in Essex is a bit silly though. Like I said, they really should have given it an overhaul years ago and split everything in to north and south. The Isthmian league is the problem though, they'd never accept being merged with the southern league.

Almost certainly someone has played in both. Not sure if it's from going up to premier and then back down, but they've been switched across between seasons. Bishop's Stortford certainly have. They play about 30 miles north of the M25, near Stansted airport, and got stuck in the north for a couple of years. Non league footy is crazy, there's always a team that goes out of business so somebody gets reprieved somewhere which causes other moves further down the pyramid. No promotions or relegations are final till after the league meetings in the summer.

This is true. There are a huge number of teams in and around the south east which slants the balance of north/south. Gloucester, Worcester and Bishop's Stortford have both been in Conf North. When Hampton were in Conf South we didn't really have too many long trips, unless one of the West Country teams got up. Even then Bath City isn't that bad a trip from West London. Worcester to Gateshead or Blyth though. Ridiculous.They've tried to find a better way of doing it but the organisation in non-league footy is so bad, they'll never get it right.

If he's doing it seriously, I'm behind him. Love the sexy french bastard. If it's just a PR thing for Paddy Power however.

Betfred have pulled the market for next Newcastle manager. Was there yesterday with Garde odds on but now gone from shops and not on oddschecker. Other companies still have the market availae though. Maybe Fred's just had enough.

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Suck my incredibly small penis Pard-Cunt.

Note the comments ref Mrs Bimpy! Blast from the past Wouldn't be at all surprised if that was the flasher on a wind up.

Given what I have read about the candidates and the times I have seen their teams play I'd say Garde seems the best fit for us right now. I like Tuchel and De Boer as well but if Garde is available now and wants the job I don't see any reason why we shouldn't be appointing him pretty fucking quickly.

Definitely. We're down to 7-4 on him now. Hopefully nothing more than some geezer convincing a load of blokes in the pub that he's ITK and they've all piled in. De Boer had been 33's for days and was cut to around 10-1 off the back of that story in the mirror. Manager markets are always punter led, the bookies have the same level of knowledge as the hacks on this stuff.

Given the sort of 'coach' we are all expecting to be lumbered with, Garde would be an amazingly good appointment.

'Dissolved into mediocrity'. Could be the epitaph of the last five years man.

He's following the plan to the letter. He's improved his chances if anything.

"We were led to believe Cabella would be in an attacking position." Aye, so were we.

Some reference that, mind. Stunnnning. Max n Paddy?

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2/7/6/96517276/PK3_sitkto62.gif I've just been sick. Fuck you man, coming in here ruining my good mood with that shit.

tickling de Boer's sphincter with his nose Were they at Rangers at the same time? Could be some nice recruiting work for lovelyhands.

Schteve has shortened up this morning. Carver was favourite with us (betfred) this morning but has drifted and McLaren is now favourite at 5-2. Not that the bookies ever have a clue about next manager markets. It's entirely punter driven.

I can see it working somehow. I don't know how. But it will work.#teamSHOLA

Is it because he's a southerner? Or because he's talking absolute horseshit? This is filmed about half a mile from my house. Should I take one from the team and ram-raid the studio?

Paul Merson is making me want to punch my TV.

English head coaches I can think of in 10 seconds: Hoddle. I wouldn't kill myself over that one, but I'm hoping for better.

Caulkin reporting we're looking for a head coach rather than a manager. Hope to god that is true as it immediately rules out the likes of Bruce.

And the lad playing now is called Keegan.