Ameritoon

Am actually going to eat pizza right now too

Love Ayoze ?

It was only a matter of time before Yedlin got hauled off 20 minutes into a game

Perfect

Wrecked

Was a pretty awful game in all regards, despite the entertainment value. Really glad it was a Columbus/Portland final though, two teams with younger managers who play a nice style generally, which is always good for the league. Anyway, mostly just hoping Garber dropping a hint about a potential Detroit team wasn't just a tease.

So fucked yo how many times we get screwed by stoppage time when we're up one.

Has Derek Wright be the club's head physio since around the 90's? If so it's not too difficult it figure out the problem.

More arrests this morning. Football execs needs to stop staying in the same hotel at all once.

It's a total farce, but best league in the world 2025 so thanks Don Garber

Carlos Vela coming to MLS, no team announced yet

wut

Love that "he's bobbins" is an actual answer to their poll

Looked off

Happy Chicago unsurprisingly got some games, might be impossible to get tickets once we're stuck with entirely Latin and Central American teams, definitely hoping to go though. There's going to some shit surfaces in probably half of the stadiums too, can't wait to see what major injuries we get out of this.

For youth and women's matches apparently

Pretty much every major US football journalist is convinced he's coming, although Wahl said similar about Tevez and that never happened.

Nothing to see here

Just realized he was out there Waiting for a Ben Tozer England call up now.

It does require living in New York City, and I imagine he was told to go there more than anything.

Miazga getting a call up too, really like that. Still no Trapp though, and still Alan fucking Gordon. Don't understand Jurgen at all.

Seattle/Dallas has been fantastic, two goals in a minute to probably force extra time

Fulham away in like 08? Barton had a late penalty I think

Commentator saying possibly six minutes of extra time. What the hell?