Ameritoon

He makes over 100k a week in MLS

Has to play on astroturf too, he'll take a bad bounce by next week

He's going to be a top ten defender over here if he stays healthy. Him and Liam Ridgewell might actually be the best centerback pairing in the league

Can't imagine Steven Taylor living in Portland, should be a fun transition

We're gonna with the Belgian league

Not actually watching the match, but Dortmund are spoilt for choice going forward. So much young talent too, Dembele, Pulisic and Mor are all under 20 and good enough for significant first team minutes now. Not to mention Passlack and Weigl behind them.

It's not even Astroturf anyway not that it matters

Looks like JJ had a few too many pints during halftime

His debut came against Bohemian didn't happen if it wasn't on periscope

Quite a debut from Sels

Took some joy in Sam leaving, Moyes would be a good hire though. Still they have a lot of work to do with that squad. Just to repeat it for the thousandth time, the FA hiring him is just a new level of ineptitude. There's some talent coming through too, can't believe they're going to be matched with archaic football. What a shitshow.

Nixon is now on it, hope you didn't tell him too

Some lad on Sheffield United twitter absolutely hates Che, bet he'd think Ben Arfa was lazy too

Klinsmann probably is the best name heavily talked about the for the job though. He has some serious weaknesses, but I'm sure he could do better than Big Sam, Bruce and probably Woy

Tom Lees is the name of a Chinese kitchen near me according to Google. Smart, good to see he has a backup plan outside of football

Didn't even wear a tie to his interview, guess he probably can't get one around his neck

without looking at all the second place teams if CAF beat DR Congo in the final game they could still miss the tournament

Thought the question would how be 'how should' he watch it so instinctively voted at his flat. Not that I see it's will I would definitely change my vote, no way Stif could get more than one person to come to his flat at one time

I would hope if we do sign a left back it's the beginning of at least an attempt to move Dummett to centerback full-time

Would love this purely from a Sunderland perspective. Maybe he'll bring Klinsmann in as his assistant manager too

Sissoko starring in a European final, fuck off football

Klinsmann talking getting louder and louder. He'd probably be a bit better than Woy, but I'm not sure how much

Definitely warrented

Was banking on some hilarious penalties again. I did the same a few years ago during a CL final. Did not regret it