Ameritoon

So typical that even when he fucks off it drags on for days.

Williamson man, how slow can you be?

love you Ayoze

The leftback syndrome is back

Been shit all half

Hate so much that Dummett in the middle has just been abandoned.

If he wanted to squeeze out more years at the highest level he shouldn't have signed for MLS in the first place, I'm sure he had the offers.

I have a hard time liking anyone who finishes like a 5-year old, but his build-up play has been decent.

All this half has done is fill me with regret about the last four years.

Riv is so bad, holy shit. Does that every time he has a chance.

harsh on Burnley

Geordie heroes

The sooner Dummett becomes a fulltime centerback the better.

lol a corner

Weird that we create chances when we don't punt it forward every time.

Stoke 0-2 Man Utd Aston Villa 1-1 Crystal Palace Hull 1-1 Everton Liverpool 3-0 Leicester Man City 3-1 Sunderland Newcastle 1-0 Burnley QPR 2-2 Swansea Southampton 1-0 Arsenal West Ham 2-0 West Brom Spurs 1-2 Chelsea

Chronicle just said it's not true. thankfully

Makes my decision to commit him to the US in the FM editor worth it.

A half season with our manager on the pitch would be hilarious

Cabaye, Sissoko, Ba, Cisse. They are the reason. Unless Zaha and Bolasie have the best 6 months of their lives they are going down *whispers it* Some of those games were the times when he got his tactics spot on (Man Utd home in 2011, same away in 2013, Chelsea home in 2014). Not saying he could do the same with that Crystal Palace, but there's enough shit in the league that makes me think he could pull a squad that's a similar quality to his ability our of relegation for at least a year. Aye but we wouldn't have won those games with Chamakh up front,Joe Ledley in midfield and Damien Delaney centre half. It will be between them and Hull for 18th I'd say Sure. Not saying he'll beat those teams, just that they'll have a better chance against teams like Swansea, Stoke, and the nondescript relegation fodder. Cabaye, Sissoko, Ba, Cisse. They are the reason. Unless Zaha and Bolasie have the best 6 months of their lives they are going down *whispers it* Some of those games were the times when he got his tactics spot on (Man Utd home in 2011, same away in 2013, Chelsea home in 2014). Not saying he could do the same with that Crystal Palace, but there's enough shit in the league that makes me think he could pull a squad that's a similar quality to his ability our of relegation for at least a year. Are you saying shit players combined with his shit ability will save Palace? Doomed mate. Kebabed and no mistake. I'm bookmarking those Palace forums because in a few weeks there will be no better source of hilarity on the internet. Yes...yes I am

Cabaye, Sissoko, Ba, Cisse. They are the reason. Unless Zaha and Bolasie have the best 6 months of their lives they are going down *whispers it* Some of those games were the times when he got his tactics spot on (Man Utd home in 2011, same away in 2013, Chelsea home in 2014). Not saying he could do the same with that Crystal Palace, but there's enough shit in the league that makes me think he could pull a squad that's a similar quality to his ability our of relegation for at least a year.

I honestly can see him keeping them up. Like Tevez said and like we've noticed, he works best with a team that lacks quality or is up against a better opponent. There's a reason we had so many scalps against bigger clubs with him, and why players like Perch and Williamson have had career runs-in-form while here.

where is godot? I want godot

Got the cheap kind for a cheap cunt