Ameritoon

Didn't deserve anything else, but how fucking shit do you have to be to lose on that?

Stuck in the middle of nowhere on a broken down megabus for this one. Stuff of dreams.

Wish they would've kept him on for a bit longer, just ti see how low they could've gone.

Pretty...pretty good

hahaha

He quits Mario Kart races when he's about to lose

Honestly would love him there because it will inevitably crash and burn after a decent period, like always with Bielsa. Would be fun to see him in England too

He seems a genuine twat. Yup

Am actually going to eat pizza right now too

Love Ayoze ?

It was only a matter of time before Yedlin got hauled off 20 minutes into a game

Perfect

Wrecked

Was a pretty awful game in all regards, despite the entertainment value. Really glad it was a Columbus/Portland final though, two teams with younger managers who play a nice style generally, which is always good for the league. Anyway, mostly just hoping Garber dropping a hint about a potential Detroit team wasn't just a tease.

So fucked yo how many times we get screwed by stoppage time when we're up one.

Has Derek Wright be the club's head physio since around the 90's? If so it's not too difficult it figure out the problem.

It's a total farce, but best league in the world 2025 so thanks Don Garber

Carlos Vela coming to MLS, no team announced yet

wut

Love that "he's bobbins" is an actual answer to their poll

Looked off

Happy Chicago unsurprisingly got some games, might be impossible to get tickets once we're stuck with entirely Latin and Central American teams, definitely hoping to go though. There's going to some shit surfaces in probably half of the stadiums too, can't wait to see what major injuries we get out of this.

For youth and women's matches apparently

Pretty much every major US football journalist is convinced he's coming, although Wahl said similar about Tevez and that never happened.