Ameritoon

It was only a few hours ago The Guardian posted a much more promising article, as we've established no one really knows what's going on.

Not sure how anyone could think Premier League experience should be a prerequisite when managers like Koeman, Pochettino, Monk or even Pellegrini have come into the league and had instant success.

I work nights so will be watching a lot of this. Some shit groups there, can't wait

I'm not usually one to complain about footballers haircuts, but Torres blatantly has the worst hair in the game.

Does released mean no compensation?

I was going to say, he seems in the same mold as most of the top undersized strikers like Suarez and Aguero, just doesn't have the speed or explosiveness they do.

Sissoko ran over to Anita during that celebration because he was unjustly not playing, pretty sure it was clear he didn't like Pardew.

Now all I'm thinking about is how much he ruined such a good squad. Yanga-Mbiwa, Marveaux, Ben Arfa, probably Anita and almost Cabella, fucking hate the cunt. Wor lass had to remind me that he can't hurt us anymore

You're in it now

So typical that even when he fucks off it drags on for days.

Williamson man, how slow can you be?

love you Ayoze

The leftback syndrome is back

Been shit all half

Hate so much that Dummett in the middle has just been abandoned.

If he wanted to squeeze out more years at the highest level he shouldn't have signed for MLS in the first place, I'm sure he had the offers.

I have a hard time liking anyone who finishes like a 5-year old, but his build-up play has been decent.

All this half has done is fill me with regret about the last four years.

Riv is so bad, holy shit. Does that every time he has a chance.

harsh on Burnley

Geordie heroes

The sooner Dummett becomes a fulltime centerback the better.

lol a corner

Weird that we create chances when we don't punt it forward every time.