Ameritoon

I scored a hat trick in my game on Friday. Trying to bump your wages before you've even been signed. Modern day football at its worst. I just want a ride in that helicopter.

I scored a hat trick in my game on Friday.

Terrible memories.

We'd probably be better of with Viduka.

#9?

:colo:

Pretty much Gomes in a nutshell.

Just fucking enjoy him, ffs.

What a ball.

Turned this on and Drogba's mascot kid is walking about with an iPhone recording Drogba the whole way. He's starting, btw.

His pool is probably really clean, though.

That's Blackpool relegated then.

It has to be done.

MOTD highlights are up on 101greatgoals.

If they give him the job, they'll go down. Sorry. Agree, can't see him saving them.

Over at SI there's a thread about people who don't like football, talking football. Thought this was hilarious.

That's a pen.

He is so Colo.

Does the handball really have to be intentional? Seems dumb that an unintentional bad tackle is a foul, but not an unintentional hand ball.

Alright

Banned

Bring on Suarez you cunts.

I honestly don't think we'll sell him, and I don't think we need to worry about it now. There's a whole summer to spend worrying, just enjoy him.

It's funny that I actually get more confident from that.