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Lulz yeah I was having a laugh about the lift. He was actually stood in reception looking timid as fuck as folk were going in for breakfast.

Gateshead.

I actually did see Obertan this morning, I wasn't joking. On the plus side the Marriott have lowenbrau on draught, if lightbulbheed comes back tonight i'll get a pic up.

It's not going to be off, the roads are clear and the snow is melting. The biggest problem will be with people having wet feet because of walking through slush. I was actually in my seat when they called that game off. Six hour round trip in the snow between christmas and new year, what a bastard.

If he signs for us he wants his nut looked at. Mind that's exactly the type of loon we need, expect him at the baggage carousel any time.

Just seen Obertan in the Marriott. He ran for the lift but the door started closing so he slowed right down and allowed it to pass.

I'd be shocked if we sign this fucker.

Can't compete with their stupidity if they're gonna spunk £5m on Graham.

I've got more chance of signing for San Lorenzo.

He's joining us, quote this post so i can say told you so later and pretend to be massively ITK when really i've been at work since 5am and haven't a clue what's going on. He's joining us though!

Ah fuck this i'm going to bed.

If he chooses them for a few quid extra then we've dodged a bullet tbh.

Remy / his agents are just using QPRs interest to try and screw a few more quid out of Ashley. Fools.

Pretty much this.

This, a decent ball playing central defender is imperative now and if Colo is allowed to go, 2 of them. I like that lad at west ham, what's he called? Tomkins ? Every time I've seen him hes been cack if I'm being honest. Aye he's tatie hash, but he's the only centre half we've been linked with i can see us signing. I was being silly.

This, a decent ball playing central defender is imperative now and if Colo is allowed to go, 2 of them. I like that lad at west ham, what's he called?

Nailed on!

Stopped reading when you mentioned Talksport. That talk sport shite,"when it looked like we weren't gonna release him"? EEeeeeeehhh? So there was a point when we were considering giving him away for free? What a load of rubbish.

Get the cunt signed man!

They can fuck off, simple as that. They can fuck off with the Falkland Islands too!

I'd give it to Taylor if he could stay injury free but he can't do he's out the running. After that it has to be Cabaye. People talk of his fiery frenchness, i don't see this as such a bad thing. Maybe it's what we need.

Completely different type of player. I would have said Colo to us right now is worth at a minimum the 10 million we paid to get him in the first place. Even that wouldn't be enough to replace everything he offers, but at least that would give us a chance of replacing like for like, maybe even with a younger player with more resale value down the line since that is what Ashley & Co like. Can't thank of anybody who fits that mould and would come here though, so we'd be royally fucked. I've not seen much of Douglas but i'm aware he's much more a Taylor than a Colo, my point is basically that we need a gauranteed replacement if he goes. Who can walk into the side.

If he wants to go we need to find out what Douglas is gonna cost. If San Lorenzo can stump up that amount then he can go.

When he was interviewed right after Ashley Williams booted the ball at Van Persie i thought fuck me he's lost the plot here. It's first time i've ever seen him lose his calm like that in an interview. He was stuttering and struggling to string a sentence together. Any other manager, wenger even, and the press would have been all over it in the same way they went nuts after Keegans "i would love it..." And then a matter of days later he comes out with that shite about us. I wasn't really offended, just baffled as to why he felt the need to say it. What a fucking douchebag!

If he'd rather be somewhere else then i'd prefer us to switch our focus to option #2. Assuming that it's not Shola.