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There's more chance of me being Newcastle manager next year than rafa.

If we win tomorrow this microwaved turd of a season is finally over - so we won't. 1-1 draw prolonging the agony another week. Fuck off, I don't want to watch anymore.

This is my fear. They get their pick before we do. Hopefully they chose wrong and we have a better group to choose from this summer. I'll bet you a tenner / bag of haribo that Alan Pardew is our manager when the new season starts.

I hope he sinks like a stone, through no other reason than pure jealousy.

I know it's one single event but Ferguson went down massively in my estimation at christmas with his small club in the north east remarks. I could understand him trying to wind wenger or mancini up but there was literally no need and no point in saying what he did. He just made himself look like a cunt.

Shit or bust time lads, let's fucking do it! 3-0 us.

I like that san lorezo song, catchy as fuck.

If Gary Neville wanted to manage us i'd happily give him the gig. But a) i'd be amazed if he wanted to manage us and b) PARDEW IS GOING NOWHERE!

If Pardew was sacked today and a loonie appointment made, ie Ketsbaia on a three game deal to keep us up then i'm fairly sure he'd pull it off. The trouble with this though is that by the middle of may most of our support would be calling for him to be given the job full time. And i'm sorry, but as much as i'd love Ketsbaia to be our Bill Shankly he has next to no experience and the bloke's nutty as squirel shit. It's all pointless anyway because Pardew will be our manager for the next three games. And next season, whateve division we're in.

He wouldn't come. I think he'd rather stay at Celtic where he doesn't get tested and walks away with the title year after year then actually be prepared to go into a job where he has to work during the week. At Celtic all he has to do is turn up on a Saturday, tell the players to win and then go home again, in the Premiership he actually has to do his homework, he actually has to get players playing the right way in the training ground. I don't rate Neil Lennon as a manager but that's not really why he wouldn't come to us.

I fully expected a club statement by now saying pardew had the full support of the owner.

More likely to go down, than not.

I think we may get a point at QPR, but it's the only point we'll get from the remaining games.

I'm possibly the last man to turn on Pardew, i hate it that we find ourselves in the position of needing to sack another manager. But i fully agree with you. If you look at Sissoko and to a lesser extent Gouffran, the impact they had when they came into the line up, and how they've been in reverse since. That can only be down to Pardew i'm afraid.

Cabaye player-manager, then maybe he'll still play for us next season.

If we were to sack Pardew, either now or at the end of the season, then Steve Bruce is the only manager who would take the job. So we're fucked whatever happens.

So he isn't going anywhere.

We're fucked.

But Trevor Brooking said it was a foul??????

I'm not worried at all about this. In fact, i'm starting to worry about why im not worrying.

I can't remember ever leaving a game, effectively losing but with a smile on my face. We gave it our best shot and we came damn close to pulling it off. As for the whole cheating thing. I don't think so, i'd use the word "cute" to describe Benfica, they played a very european game. That's the way to be successful in europe and lets face it, they're a lot more experianced at it than we are. I've no sour grapes at all and wish them well.

I've said in the past that i'd love to hear exactly what Duff has to say about his time with us. Because he's turned in half a dozen performances against us that were better than any six he had playing for us. He apparently wants to beat us badly, more than i can remember seeing from any ex player. The way he celbrated his goal against us last season (was it) said it all.

I momentarily lost control of everything when Cisse scored, nearly shat myself.

I honestly couldn't give a monkeys if Di Canio's a fascist, a nazi, a tory or a fucking moomin. That's his business. As long as he takes them clowns down he can do whatever else he likes.

Fucking hell, there's more chance of me being the next Newcastle manager than David Moyes!