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Ronaldo? Fucking douchebag, they can keep him. Floppy haired twat.

I'm a tad embarassed to say i'll be in Benidorm for this.

This.

Was saying that to thin air in my living room earlier. Went outside and created a couple of decent openings on his left peg, good stuff.

I thought Steven Taylor played very well tonight mind, so in the words of Tony Soprano - whayagonnado?

Obertan has made 1 tackle in his entire life. I seen it, against arsenal. Playing him for defensive reasons is like playing him full stop - totally fucking retarded.

I was half taking the piss, but that formation would be interesting to say the least.

We're clearly going 3 at the back.

Aye. Dropping him seems a bit unfair after his performances when Cabaye was injured.

Headers and volleys was ace. We played it damn near every night after school. So much so that my volleying was superb compared to every other aspect of my game.

As absolutely mental as three centrebacks sounds i think it's worth a shot. No you'd have to be mental. Looks good on paper mind.

He's a fucking chimp. That's all i have to say. Hmph.

I can't believe that challenge could cause a break, there didn't look much contact at all. Fingers crossed.

I quite like the Saturday lunchtime ones. Get up and have a bacon sandwich, enjoy some football then still have most of your weekend left. What if you're jewish? You tell the bacon sandwich it's chicken (that's what my old jewish boss used to do, did the same when he was scoffing prawn cocktail anarl) Mrs Henke won't buy bread so i'm fucked anyway. I'm really liking this breakfast / match idea though, i'll maybe go to spoons. Won't buy Bread? EH??? WTF?? Tell me about it. She's obsessed with health, fitness and that. Bread's evil apparently. Don't get me wrong i'm all for looking after yourself but jesus wept, if you can't enjoy a bacon sarnie on a Saturday morning what's the point in living?

I quite like the Saturday lunchtime ones. Get up and have a bacon sandwich, enjoy some football then still have most of your weekend left. What if you're jewish? You tell the bacon sandwich it's chicken (that's what my old jewish boss used to do, did the same when he was scoffing prawn cocktail anarl) Mrs Henke won't buy bread so i'm fucked anyway. I'm really liking this breakfast / match idea though, i'll maybe go to spoons.

I quite like the Saturday lunchtime ones. Get up and have a bacon sandwich, enjoy some football then still have most of your weekend left. What if you're jewish?

Pardew could just say "right, Tim in goal. Mathieu, Stevie, Colo and Davide at the back, same as last week. Ok so Papiss you go up top. And you five just play it as you see it." "You sure boss, where do we line up?" "Wherever the fuck you like, hatam. Where you see space. Shit them right up kid!"

a) The ball was there to be won, if Colo hadn't of went for it and allowed Ba a free header he'd have been slated. And rightly so. b) Last December Chelsea should have been down to ten men very early on, if that had have happened i'm sure we'd have won that game. You win some, you lose some so fuck off you soft southern bed wetters.

I get the impression he's a bit of a shop steward. Although I am drinking.

I'd written him off like many on here. But its great to see him find a performance like that, what a guy.

For the first time since ever i don't give a flying fuck about transfer deadline day.

Shit or bust here, the only chance we have is having a right go at them. Pardew wont though.

Got captain written aaaaaallllll over him.

I agree MYM should be starting BUT it's not that bad Against Ian Harte? Seriously? There's only one player in the league slower than Shola and that's Harte. In terms of stupid ideas it ranks right up there imo.

I've held off slating Pardew throughout this season, when at times it was the obvious / easy move. But christ on a bike, he's a fucking goon! Not starting MYM is like starting shola wide on the right.