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Shola's done that for ten years.

We'll go one up in the first half hour then sit back and they'll equalise in the second half. Then we'll hopefully hold on for a draw. God told me.

This is a massive part of the problem for us. Not only free kicks and corners but delivery from open play. On one side Santon cannot put crosses in with his weaker foot, and up until recently Danny Simpson had a 9 iron for a foot. I've been saying for long enough whip the fucker in with pace on.

We signed Yanga-Mbiwa. Also their last game against us suddenly doesn't look so easy. He's a cry baby bitch basically. He's pissed off because he wanted to play a team that was already relegated? What a fucking muppet!

What was Arsene Wenger bitching about yesterday on SSN. Something about what NUFC are doing shouldn't be allowed. I hope we sign this geezer and Thauvin just to wind him up further. Douchebag!

I can only imagine what RTG are saying...

Private jet man, definately.

I was wondering this earlier, while planing 5mm off the bedroom door. I bet he'd love to be one of our n00bs. Mind the extra coin should cushion the blow.

That would be awesome sauce. I'm trying to think of our best transfer window ever. Actually, my memory is shot to shit and i can't even remember who we signed last time round. If we get Debuchy, Mbiwa and these three it must be up there like.

He's a black Bobby Moore.

To be fair i think we told them to get stuffed last week. But they couldn't grasp that you need money or goods to the equivalent value to secure a deal. A bit like the pakistani fellow who insisted of phoning me every night for three weeks offering me £9k for my evo, despite being told to fuck off on 20 of the 21 evenings. what happened on the 21st? I was polite the first time. As I'm guessing NUFC probably were.

To be fair i think we told them to get stuffed last week. But they couldn't grasp that you need money or goods to the equivalent value to secure a deal. A bit like the pakistani fellow who insisted of phoning me every night for three weeks offering me £9k for my evo, despite being told to fuck off on 20 of the 21 evenings.

What "decision"? Is Mike Ashley going to give away an £8 million asset? IS HE FUCK, DON'T BE SILLY! Colo will be here in February even if his wife has aids of the face.

I'd bet my left nut he's better wide on the right than Shola's ever been.

Lolz, i'll get the '13 option file / patch of course.

Somebody post some RTG links, just to put a cherry on the cake.

My Xbox has been in a box since we moved house last august. I'm getting the fucker out at the weekend so i can sort this team on pro evo, i'll tell thee that for nowt!

I still don't believe we're gonna sign him.

In all seriousness i'm up for work at 5am and i won't have internet access til 6pm. If something big doesn't happen in the next 45 minutes i might have to pull a sicky. Fucking hurry up man!

So according to the Guardian M'Biwa was expected in Newcastle today for a medical but late interest from Arsenal has caused a delay, we're expecting his arrival tomorrow. Riiiiiggggghhtttttt.......

I'm currently dreaming up some crackers piss drinking / shite munching scenario, because i'm that convinced we won't sign him.

No I really enjoyed that season in the Championship.

I said pretty much that at five past three yesterday. Shola was hopeless on the right when Souness shoe horned him in there, and now he's 8 years older / slower. Clueless doesn't even come close.

No chance. Not a fucking hope this fella is signing for us.

Is there any chance of Ben Arfa being fit for this? Because if Shola starts, or Obertan we're as good as relegated.