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There is precisely zero chance of Alan Pardew not being our manager at the start of next season. So discussing potential replacements is a waste of time.

As shit as he is he isn't even the worst footballer at the club right now He's definately the least effective, and that's what matters. When he's on the field we're playing with ten men.

Why the hell do you sack your manager after losing to man united, were they expecting to win? Surely if they were gonna sack him they should have done it two weeks ago?

They've lost their main goal threat for the rest of the season which makes them more fooked than us like, i hope A few weeks back we had our new signings propping us up, and we looked to be saved. Now they look as shit as the rest of the squad has since August, we're right there in the mix with Sunderland i'm afraid.

Can't wait for Benfica.

I'd give him away. He needs to go, if only to remove the temptation to play the soft cunt.

I honestly can't remember the last time we played well. I know we've won games here and there but we haven't played well for well over a year. Every week it's the same old shit, the only thing that improves our chances of winning is how poor the opposition are.

It isn't like, we're fucking abysmal.

Who is it, what a banjo!

That was the best tv ever.

We need to bring standing back. Simple as that really.

Err, Nile Ranger never managed it.

I was watching bbc2 at 4am one time about ten years, when i stumbled upon a really good interview with Steve Harper. He was talking to the open university about stuff he was studying and how he fitted in with playing football. I forget wether he was studying through the OU or whatnot but he's definately not your typical footballer. That being said it was 4am and chances are i was chewing my eyebrows off, it could have been Carol Vorderman being interviewed.

That bit on football focus when he said as a kid he knew he was light years ahead of his peers, and basically destined for greatness was cringeworthy. What a grade a plonker.

I would love to see him on the touchline dressed like that.

Oh man i loved that shirt. When it finally went in the bin around 1996 it had holes in it from welding as an apprentice, i think it had to go because there was more holes than fabric. Although mine never had greenalls on, i think it was mcewans lager?

Tiote held his hand on the knee for 30 seconds or so.

I thought Marvs corners recently have been none too shabby, we had a header on target direct from one on Sunday. But it'll be nice to have the option of taylor back.

The FA bottled it, plain and simple. They knew he should have sat the rest of the season out but they don't have the bollocks to do what's right.

Just fucking shoot him, put him down. He's clearly never going to play for us again.

We were absolute dogshit, end of story. Like we have been all season. We have some very good players but my word they struggle to perform together.

Probably, yes.

thing is there's loads of springfileds, theres only one sunderland (thankfully) and thats too many. Nope, there's another sunderland about 90 miles from the original.

Aye i'm loving the rapid, low throw to the halfway line. It's much more accurate than kicking, and i think we need to work on it more. Krul too for that matter. Imagine hoying them out regularly to Gouffran and Ben Arfa when he's fit. Or the pace we have in Campbell. Jesus imagine Obertan wasn't such a shithouse / didn't have the touch of Jimmy Saville, he'd be lethal running onto those throws.

I love Tiote. So i'm taking comfort in the fact he's played himself out of a move to a "big club". He made one hollywood pass last night, from the 200 he's attempted this season, somebody needs to tell him to keep it simple. Maybe play rugby league in training so he can constanstly pass the ball 2 yards sideways. And whys he getting the armband ahead of Jonas?