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Is this the slowest transfer window ever? Or just the slowest transfer window ever for us? It seems like nobody's moved anywhere.

While I fully agree that hull are atrocious I think we'll do well to get a point. At the minute I'm free Saturday lunchtime so there's no reason I shouldn't watch this crime against football, but I'm actively looking for something else to occupy me.

Pretty much what I've been saying since Pardew went. "but we've interviewed Remi Garde" Means absolutely nothing does it?

If we can get a young CB who looks like he'll double in value then we'll buy a CB. Needing one means the square root of fuck all to Mike Ashley. Which is why I echo what someone was saying earlier, how can you get excited about a prospect coming in when you know it's purely for the improvement of Ashley's wealth.

I've just watched Once more for Bobby on Sky Sports. Christ almighty how far we have fallen. Seriously, if anyone is depressed do not watch this! To go from Sir Bobby marvelling at the quality of the architrave, because the man was so fucking proud of everything about us. To Pardew bigging up every two bob cunt who played against us and this clown we've appointed because our owner's an arsehole. God I'm depressed now.

That's unbelievable. Absolutely crazy stuff. A new boiler for only £16 a month. Aye but it'll be a Vokera or something shite like that. Pretty much the equivalent of our manager.

No expense considered. Fuck this club.

I'm hibernating til we get a new head coach, and if he's a dick I'm gonna go straight back to sleep.

Hated, HATED that. Can honestly say I've never heard of that rule. At school we used to play 2nd years v 3rd years and 4th years v 5th years. I don't know what the fuck that equates to in the new style year 8 system we appear to have stole from the yanks, and I care even less. The contentious goal rule was very simple, the older team got the benefit of the doubt. The younger team kept their gob shut for fear of getting their heads kicked in.

Just caught the last minute of Liverpool v Bolton, why was neil lennon applauding the kop?

Merson, "I'm a big fan of Julian Lescott".

My mates gone down for that. Doesn't support either side just fancied watching some decent football, interesting concept.

Probably fucking lives there!

If you search this forum it shouldn't be too difficult to find links to assorted tripe on Rangers forums. Regarding how well Mike Ashley backs us and gets no thanks cause we're all deluded etc.

Transfer window slams shut, only news out of newcastle is carver gets the job. Bet the farm on it.

So we've been in contact with Garde for about a week and a half? We have no manager and he's out of work. He wants the job so it should be a piece of piss right? Maybe he doesn't want to come over til summer? We could and should still sign him now. Maybe he want to bring in his own people who are contracted elsewhere? No big deal really considering the £4mil compensation we received for Pardew. But that's falling into the trap of thinking we're being ran like a football club. What has Mike Ashley done over the last seven years to suggest that this roll of the dice won't be the cheapest option available? Regardless of how stupid and / or dangerous the implications are. And if the decision has laughing stock value then that's just an added bonus. Honestly this thread is like a battered wives club forum.

There's no news on transfers because we're not signing anyone. There's no news on the manager because Ashley I holding off giving Carver the job until the end of the window.

I'll start getting my hopes up when there's a picture of him at the baggage carousel at NCL. Until then it's Carver. Fuck it I'm going to bed anyway, yous can all F5 all night.

I'm watching marseille, just thought I'd mention that they've ruined their ground putting the roof on. Shit game as well.

I'll bet you a pint of piss if its not Carver it'll be someone equally as inept / cheap.

Having ate shite sandwiches for seven years why do any of you believe that Ashley is going to serve up anything more appetising?

What a stroke of luck the transfer window is open, so we can fill the gaping holes in our line up. Oh no hang about.

To be fair, in recent times Gouf would have been sixty yards from the play so "being lucky" my arse. He made the run and was rewarded, who knew that could work?

Easter road? What was the attendance?

Did anyone honestly expect a positive outcome here?