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Well played!

Come on you're gonna have to elaborate, I'm on the edge if me seat here!

I'd have killed to have been old enough to go away on a regular basis watching us then like many of the older crowd did. I am old enough but I still missed out. I was 18 in '94 and got a bit too in involved in the rave scene, and by the time I started going to football again we were shite. Or at least heading that way. Only decent footballing period on my life time and I missed it.

Joan Osbourne - What if Garde was one of us.

I can believe Charnley is in London sounding the bloke out. I can also believe that Garde fancies the job. What I'm struggling with is the idea that Ashley is prepared to hire someone who is a) competent, and b) not an absolute fucking gimp.

Look up "fret" in the dictionary and there's a picture of Glenn Murray.

The wife's due to give birth in about three months. She's agreed to cross her legs when she goes into labour cause the kid ain't being born in Carlisle.

Really? I live in Cumbria and I can safely say their the biggest bunch of dicks I've ever met. In fact Carlisle is pretty much England's anus.

There's more chance of frank sidebottom being our next manager, and he's dead.

I hate rangers but credit to their fans for this. And to make it worse that shirt is better than any official shirt we've had in a decade.

Can someone explain the reasoning behind this? The guy must be the polar opposite of Pardew.

If that's our midfield three in February I will genuinely drink my own piss.

Ok let's make a list of the top dozen realistic appointments we could make, it's not going to be any of them. It's going to be a cunt, who is cheap, and useless.

Bet Kinnear rates him though.

If we somehow fluked a last minute equaliser folk would still turn up in their droves to see us throw the replay.

I'm whistling for full time here in my living room, and we're getting beat.

I'm really confused on how to pronounce his name. Seriously?

The f*** is this I'm confused...who is in Bali then?? Dunno but it's far more interesting than the live commentary.

Fair play to those tuning in abroad. Many I time I went out at midnight to watch football in the pub in Sydney, but listening to this shit on the radio at 2am? Well done lads.

What the fuck was that "yeeeessss".

Started on 472 Cheers, that's mental.

Slight tangent but how many pages from the first rumour he was going until the official announcement?

Someone needs to go on that Palace forum and show them what West Ham fans think of their messiah.

Read the full article, Christ what a prick this bloke is.

Just give him the player-manager job and have done with it!