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The goalkeeping on the 2nd was literally playground standard, and we're talking 11 year old. What gets me though is how they manage to lure a talent like Shola when there 12 paying customers in the ground, you could probably count them.

This is like wrestling on world of sport.

Gervinho is even worse than his hair line.

How do Roma have no sponsor?

Here, if that kids available for £4mil we should be all over it!

Would definately have mcclaren. And tiote replacing yaya? Aye righto.

Cause if Sammy can put some weight on he might be able to hold the ball up / we can lump it 60 yards to him.

Are premiership attendances falling? Over the last year / two years. Just noticed the empty seats at villa park, there's usually a few thousand empty seats at SJP. Even the champions can't fill their ground.

As poor as cabella has been, I'd rather play with ten men than drop him for Obertan.

And fields of anfield road is the worst song in English football. Worse than all the current bastardisations of the blaydon races.

I might be imagining this but I'm sure city got better crowds ten years ago, when they were crap. How's that possible?

Sometime in the early '90s my dad bought an expensive bottle of whiskey to be opened the day Margaret Thatcher died. I might buy one for when Pardew gets sacked, cause it'll sit in the cupboard for a few years.

Get them interested again!

Just caught the goals, there was nobody there at full time. Worse still they've got them clowns waving huge flags like we have in front of the east stand. Absolutely shocking behaviour from arsenal, I hate that we do it but expect shit like that when Ashleys in charge.

What an absolute chimp Pardew is.

Agree with pretty much everything Kid Icarus is saying apart from maybe Janmaat isn't as far behind Debuchy as the other players mentioned. To compare Ben Arfa and Cabella is like comparing caviar with dogshit. And it is way too early to write the kid off, particularly during the current shitness, but so far he looks massively out of his depth. I'm amazed Pardew put all his eggs in this basket, actually no I'm not.

Well fuck me, that's a shocker!

He looks a bit like Tom Jones.

Wanted to watch Marseille but X-Factor's on.

We should play on Monday more often, the weekend's so much more enjoyable. Oh the match yeah, 2-0 defeat and Pardew stays.

Never gonna happen but I'd love Glenn Hoddle. But it's irrelevant as Pardew's going nowhere.

If Moyes holds on til next summer a job will become available at a mid-table club who have ambitions beyond staying in the league.

I'm with them on that, Moyes would have to be off his tits to come here.

This situation is arguably worse than Ben Arfa. At least Pardew can claim Ben Arfa was lazy / disruptive / an arseholes etc. But letting MYM go? Beggars belief.

Jesus, did that actually happen? After the draw with Man United on new years day I suppose, fuck me that back four makes the current spanners look like 4 Maldinis.