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Stop fucking about Joe, get Bathtime Gomez over the line.

Anyone elses arse nipping, watching this?

3-0. They don't look too bad, City. Do they?

There's a part of that documentary, just call me Bobby where he's showing Lineker around the newly upgraded SJP. It's a couple of years since i watched it but he's showing Lineker the finish demonstrating how good the door casings are. The man was immensely proud of the fucking door casings. Contrast that with our current situation. Owned by a man who turned our stadium into the Sports Direct brothel. Sponsored by a pay day loan company, a shirt that was made with no expense considered with an iron on badge. These may be small, reasonably palatable issues when isolated but they add up to a different club. A million miles away from what Sir Bobby would have accepted and that saddens me as i'm sure it does all of you. Mike Ashley should be made to sit down and watch that film. RIP Bobby.

Cabayes rolling a fag.

Harper has to go up front for the last ten minutes.

And if he had any plans to buy Rangers why would he buy the naming rights for Ibrox in advance? Surely he's that for nowt when the clubs his. Doesn't make sense.

They already play in sports direct colours too, yes getm it done you fat cunt! Oh no hang about we need a buyer for NUFC.

So am i right in thinking that Ashley would have to sell us in order to take a controlling interest at Rangers? Cause that's not happening.

We'll sign him with about ten minutes left of the window, he'll be useless for about a month because he hasn't trained and has ate pizza every night this summer.

Kinnear couldn't sanction a twenty pound chippy run. End of fucking story.

I think i read on nufc.com that you can buy tickets at the away end window from 6pm tomorrow. Adopted St Mirren as "my Scottish team" years ago, so i'm really looking forward to this. For those travelling up there's not really any pubs by the ground, but Paisley town centre is only 10/15 mins walk away. New Street, just off the high St has a little cluster of pubs. 'Paddy Malarkeys', (not an irish bar despite the name), and the 'bull inn' to name a couple. Biggish wetherspoons, 'The Last Post' outside Gilmour St station too. Cheers dude, for someone having a crisis of faith i quite fancy this.

Is there any news on tickets becoming available like at Blackpool?

As usual i'm a fortnight late on this, but having scouted him on youtube for an hour i reckon he'd go down a storm here. If he could find some consistency that is. Their owner / chairman / whatever sounds a right dingbat mind.

Time to walk away and use the time left to find another target.

If £6.9m is true then i'm surprised we've gone as high as that, seems a good deal for Lyon given he's in his final year and they don't like him.

Oi, i live in a bungalow. Lol, me too. Seriously though, i can't see anything other than a repeat of last season. Replace Ba with Bent maybe, he'll knock a couple in but we'll be painful to watch again. But ultimately Pardew will do enough to keep us up, Mike can skim enough cash off the top, and we do it all again the year after. If we get another striker through the door out of the three we are looking at, you could put Mick Harford's gran in charge and we'd avoid relegation just by dint of having much better players than half the teams in the premier. It would take mind boggling incompetence to repeat last season. You said it.

Oi, i live in a bungalow. Lol, me too. Seriously though, i can't see anything other than a repeat of last season. Replace Ba with Bent maybe, he'll knock a couple in but we'll be painful to watch again. But ultimately Pardew will do enough to keep us up, Mike can skim enough cash off the top, and we do it all again the year after.

I'm predicting Pardew will still be here next summer. We'll finish about 14th / 15th and that'll do for the fat cunt upstairs.

I think they're trying to make out he's on £60k a week at Lyon in order to secure similar wages elsewhere. Standard agent / hanger on procedure, surely.

Upwards of 10 mil for a guy in the last year of his contract is a joke mind.

Thats a lot of stamps, i wont be doing it I proper lol'ed there.

Anyone posted Shay Given to Doncaster?

I won't face it quite yet if that's alright. I don't blame you. I think i've finally lost the plot with this club.

I'll be surprised if we sign this fella. Face it, it's Cisse and Shola for 38 games of frustration, swearing and general bemusement.