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At least if he goes Pardew can stop playing Sissoko wide right.

Ashley would snatch their hand off for £18mil, personally i don't think we'll get anywhere near that but we will sell.

Bet you we end up selling for £12mil

Awesome timing. Not a sniff all summer and they save their bid until he gets on the bus for our first game.

Gary Neville always applauded us after our annual humping at old trafford, even when most of our own players couldn't be arsed.

Cheers Disco. I'm from San Lorenzo yes sir, that I'm crazy With this crowd I want to see champion We Cyclone The New Gasometer already, vamo win In new court another turn want to give. In front more ... That first line.

Ooooo look at me, look at me, I've got an en suite. Pathetic. He didn't say it was his. Oooooo look at me, look at me, I've got friends. Pathetic. Lol'ed hard there. But i am seriously considering tiling at 8pm tonight.

Just read that last interview, Christ on a bike. A good manager would have jonas believing he was pele. Pardew has Ben arfa thinking he's Carlton palmer.

I don't even want to watch it. The en suite needs tiling, i might start that.

It'd be an enjoyable week though.

Safe standing is the way forward.

Ooooh Ibrahimanose just went close.

I've watched the 2nd san lorenzo vid loads of time, the tune just grabs me. Does anyone have an idea what they're singing?

Hull are cheering me up no end. Just need another two teams that aren't us to be as bad.

He's not fit and he's not the best player in the league not even close. Best player in the league is Mr RVP. Til tomorrow night when Shola hits the ground snoring.

Why change the habit of a lifetime?

WTF was he doing punching Torres in the face? He must be have a screw loose.

I'm quite happy for us to sign frenchies, the more the merrier. As long as they're good enough, obviously. Stick two fingers up to the pundits who say we have too many. I struggle to believe we have a shot at signing Thauvin like.

Couldn't give a monkeys to be honest, the gates are the least of our worries.

Lovely to see Mourinho back.

Is anyone else watching football this weekend thinking "they'd beat us". Every game i've seen this weekend man, palace - they'd beat us. Villa - they'd beat us. Norwich - they'd beat us. Maybe get a point off stoke.

Exactly what we're after, him and Ben Arfa switching wings would be majestic. They wouldn't though, they'd just provide extra cover for the full backs.

I wouldn't be bothered if Aulas went round Gomis' house and shot the cunt. Football's fucking shit!

I'm sick of football already.

I'm totally unimpressed with BT Sports. Shit commentary, shit studio guests, everything's shit. Plus it's costing £5 a month more than ESPN on top of the £15 set up fee, which to be honest i don't think former ESPN customers should have had to pay.