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Lolz no it wasn't that pic, he must be a habitual flasher. He was in his england training kit iirc.

There used to be a poster in my local sports centre, for sport england or something that. You could clearly see Scholesys cock poking out of his shorts.

I've just been reading the Tiote thread about him possibly commiting fraud by driving with a false license. So my question is, does NUFC employ anybody to assist the first team in not being retards? A guy who is on call 24hrs a day to bail people out or head the press off at the pass.

My thoughts exactly. He's meant to be a football person and he's crap at that, he'll be fucking hopeless at monopoly!

Shola on the wing against Reading, against the only player in the premier league who is slower than him was even lower. Awesome!

I expect either Kinnear to sell him or Pardew to convert him to a left back.

I agree with pretty much all of that apart from the idea of bring Gerard Houllier in as DoF. Can you imagine that? Houllier sitting on his hands in the directors box wondering why the fuck Pardew brings Gouffran off for Shola after 70 minutes every week.

From the other thread, in case anyone missed it. I think if there was ever any doubt we were getting the rumoured pin striped garbage, all hope is now lost.

He can come back if he'll play wide left.

It's interesting whether there's any stats on this. Williamson for all his height (6'4"!) is weak as piss and we have seen relative midgets get the better of him in the air. I suspect it's not as simple as it seems. Didn't N'Zogbia beat him in the air? Assuming i didn't imagine that he should have announced his retirement that day.

Most of the adidas kits for next year look absolute wank, quite pleased about that to be honest because some of them are as bad as ours. And what the fuck is that liverpool attempt?

Butt was worse. At least twice every game we'd have a corner cleared to the edge of the box and that hopeless cunt would have a dig from 30 yards. And he never once came within 30 feet of the goal.

When he first went to man united he scored a few belters as i recall. That was back when he was a striker though i suppose. Did he ever actually play up front for us?

Scored on his debut in a friendly, but not a competitive fixture.

I'll bet there will be a point next season where we'll regret selling him.

7 billion people divided by twenty premier league owners, is that right? My maths is shocking.

I'm quite sad to see him go, tbh. All the best James.

There are 7,000,000,000 people on this planet and 6,999,999,999 think that Joe Kinnear is a dinosaur who has no place in top flight football. What are the chances that the one person who thinks otherwise just happens to own a premier league club? If we divide 7 billion by twenty does that give us the actual figure? 350,000,000? That's got to be like winning the lottery two weeks in a row. Which just about sums up our fortunes as a club. We can go decades without winning a trophy, when even Boro get one and Wigan win the FA cup, just turning up you should win something eventually except we never do. Yet we can pull of the greatest feat of improbability in sports history by hiring this trainwreck of a man.

Joe Kinnear probably doesn't rate Colo because he hasn't seen him play in over 4 years.

Could be both.

Is anyone watching England v Chile right now? 26 minutes in and Danny Mills has spent about 25 of them slating the England team. Not comfortable on the ball, poorly coached since they were ten years old, don't know how to bring the ball out from the back, will never win anything because they just aren't good enough, etc.

Bad idea Joe.

It's barely relevant but i vividly remember the 0-0 draw at home to Portsmouth. The atmosphere / support at that game was the best for years, tuotally un-premierleague-like. I was convinced that night we were down, because if our players couldn't raise their game that night there was no hope.

Gonna star for us next season. I have faith.

Up until his injury December before last i thought Taylor was in outstanding form, the trouble is he has no brain. So you need a player like Colo next to him. I'm doubtful that MYM can take over from Colo as Taylors brain, due to his nature and the language barrier. That said, after Colos first season here few thought he would become the player / leader he has.