Doops

"If you smell a strange smell that's me. Drenched in, well whatever it is" 😊

This feels like going for a massive piss after being trapped in a car for hours. Ahhhhhh

Someone paint BDB face on the Angle of the north he deserves it!

I want every man and woman to stand up and shake the hand of whoever is next to you!! We've done it 👊

When the goal went in I went mental. All I could hear when I calmed down was my Liverpool supporting neighbour slamming doors 😊

How so? He's playing too much as it is. Him taking on extra work isn't going to help Newcastle is it. Happy for him as I said

Happy for him but the last thing he needs is more games or extra training

Our inability to just keep the ball is just unacceptabley bad like.

Must be the most right footed side I've ever seen

It's all because they aren't afraid to push up their defense as they don't have 2 old men as centre backs

PSG have been excellent, huge energy in their team now

The ones bought since Howe joined I guess

This generation of the squad needs a major overhaul man. Half the team is too old to play any kind of intense style. It's just pissing against the wind

There's very few id keep

I thought he was ok nothing more than a 6 but no one has been really

Wouldn't go that far

Feel like we might get mugged on the counter attack without Tonali today

How the hell are we the tired looking ones?

I don't understand how the Brighton manager thought playing 1 man in midfield was a good idea against Forest away. So daft man

Can just imagine Bruno at home going mad on the sofa

Can't wait to watch every minute of AFTV later YASSS!

We really are lacking a brain in this team. There's zero guile in the whole squad

Get willock off it's not his night, Barnes on

Gordon needs to buck his ideas up

Yas! You would be doing well to pick a man of the match for us today I thought everyone did their job brilliantly. Happy days!