The Bard of Byker

"I'm bored, Derek"

It's in the club shop window at SJP! WILL THIS PLEASURE NEVER END?! The sponsor isn't a horrible plastic patch; in fact, it doesn't seem stuck on at all. It seems part of the fabric print, like the stripes.

Zubar's out: Less defensive clout. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/w/wolverhampton_wanderers/9431749.stm

I implore thee, sweet forum, PM me a name Of a pub in the Toon surely showing the game.

Steve Bruce 'robbed' in Sunderland Steve Bruce was recently the victim of a mugger in Sunderland, it has emerged. The Black Cats manager, 64, had his prized asset Darren Bent snatched, along with a pork pie and a CD (still wrapped). "Well, ah divvent knaa what happened. Someone's pulled wor pants down and smacked wor arse", Bruce stated. Police have issued a photofit of the assailant: http://i51.tinypic.com/6gir7d.jpg

The man's a lead prawn, for sure.

My mate who works at Newcastle Airport just sent me this: http://i51.tinypic.com/rkzfhv.jpg

http://i56.tinypic.com/2hdr534.jpg

An absolutely shameful way to treat the man who saved this club. Thanks for all you did, Chris. Ashley doesn't speak for the Geordies who loved you.

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/49110000/jpg/_49110788_wolves_226.jpg http://www.lunacynet.com/league/images/s1_iris.jpg

The Bard declareth this the best, Up your arse, good fellow, you can shove the rest.