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I would probably have been on a 9 after Norwich defeat yesterday. Just proved that their win against us was because we are shit and the other win they had against West Brom was also because they were shit. Norwich loss to Palace shows they're shit too for losing to a team without a win this year. I'm on a 10 because we are the ultimate shittest of the shit.

Hope that first goal is the last thing I remember about this donkey. Even school kids would defend better than that little dance move he tried. Fuck off fistpumps. Just end your career today.

Some of the players left their balls behind?

Scored 2 goals for us now yet he couldn't celebrate either of them.

Hope someone puts a sniper on him so that he can actually do that 'been shot vs Villa' move for real.

Today was the perfect time to drop him so he got a kick up his backside so that he can actually try better at home next week. Should just pack his bags and fuck off to his next team now.

Hope he misses out on the Euros. Fucking coward.

Ian Wright can finally come crawling out of his cave and say he never eeeevvvveeeerrr doubted his pal Pards.

Gone tonight imo.

Hope the reputation of these cowards are right in the shit when we go down. Can't go around blaming the managers when you're pathetic under both McClaren and Benitez.

Quite happy that I didn't have an ounce of optimism in me for this game.

Can someone put an actual sniper on Taylor?

It looks like a shit team because the players are shit. Whoever he puts in are just equally shit. We're full of shit.

Lascelles should be ahead of Taylor. Would have dropped Gini tbh.

Obertan ahead of Doumbia and Saivet on the bench.

Going to get overun in midfield

Mitro could be on fire but it's the defence that won't be able to withstand the Southampton attacks. 3-1 loss

Rafa stays with us, we are leading the Championship then in February 2017, a big club comes in for him. We blow a big lead, lose in the Championship playoff final against the mackems, Rafa wins the Champions league, and Pardew gets a new job at Harchester United. My crystal ball is fucked up.

Yup. Written in the stars. I'm predicting 2 penalties for them, a sending off for us and a mega howler from him like a goal for us via the goal line system off Anita's arse and he overules it for handball.

it's the same as the Barca one but the f*** would they want anything to do with us after them?

I fear that a Norwich win might make the Palace chairman hit the panic button and get rid of Pardew. Yes they have Wembley coming up but Parish can be ruthless and worst case scenario might be them losing the semi and will be right in the mix after that. It would put even more pressure on Palace if we could somehow magically string a few good results together. Hardly unlikely though which is a fucking shame.

Thought his form was declining because of McClaren but he's still shit under Rafa bar for one cross that Mitrovic did tremendously well to score from. Hope he gets dropped this weekend.

3-0, 2 penalties, and a sending off.

Could see us actually avoid relegation had we drew or that Cisse header went in. The momentum and psychological effect would have been huge. We needed to pick up 3 points in games that we should like against Norwich and get a surprise unlikely win against Southampton, City or Liverpool. We won't get out of it now and if we do, I'd be happy to chip in for the Rafa statue outside SJP.

Wish Carroll was still around to smash this cunt's eye in again.