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fucking hell..the commentator has no clue who Sissoko is..

Not wearing the European kit over both legs huh?

should report these two officials to europol..

the fuck was that Krul?

Santon is having a mare..

dont really fancy our chances in the return leg..they look a pretty dangerous side considering they havent played for a while.. at least a two goal lead without any conceded is the minimum to take to Ukraine next week for me like..

how ugly is their teamwear kit? looks like its oversized on some of their playes if they were wearing training jackets.

outstanding today..overlapping and running looking for those crossfield balls from Yo Cabs

if it wasnt for Sissoko or Jonas, this lad would have got the highlight for me..

Ashley Cole was always trying to get a someone sent off today..Cisse was one of his target..winding him up and playing the innocent figure..

handbags with Arteta at the end of the match today..clearly losing it now, if he hasn't already

Carroll knocked off his pony tail n got the winner today..at least West Ham will be daft enough to sign him permanently in the summer... as far away from us as possible..

here in Asia, we had Nigel Spackman as aguest pundit.. he was fucking p*ssed about the result saying we might not have had that score had Cisse sent off for his chokeslam on that cookie puss Cole.. obviously he had his memory erased about that Ramires challenge on Jonas

A sour grapes Chelsea ass licker: Former Tottenham striker Garth Crooks on Final Score: "The game between Newcastle and Chelsea was littered with decisions that I do not believe referee Howard Webb got right."

that celebration for the winner was epic.. as that one at the end if the match!

Santon two assists today!

Take that u cunts!

Birtles having a right go at Cisse today..bet he will instantly change his tune if Cisse scores a belter.

Jonas really playing well today..that chat he had with Pardew at the end of that Villa match might have been his last warning..fuck he's played with the old Jonas grit we knew of him..

class by Goofy!

get the cameras on those chelsea fans!

Birtles fuck off..never commentate again on our match again!

get a camera on those fucking chelsea fans if we get a goal..utter cunts!

jonas ace cross!

think the commentator actually said before the match cabaye was trearing Ba for dinner tonight..thunk Colo will have to foot the bill now..maybe a nose job now for Ba..haha