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I hope he buys first class stamps but the cashier accidentally give's him second.

I hope Ben Arfa does this on his grave:

I hope he has the opportunity to have sex with Scarlett Johansson, only to not be able to get it up, and thrown out of the penthouse window.

Fucking hell, PSG are 20 points clear at the top, thats insane

If the players don't get anything from it, whats the fucking point?

Hope De Jong's foot hits him in the face next time he tries to kick a ball.

+1 Well atleast you two can be a duo.

http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/10131238/shelvey-can8217t-wait-to-get-started Says he's excited, but looks like a stropy emo teenager.

Don't get the hate, its not like he's aiming to get injured, he probably just went in for a 50/50 and got smacked, these things tend to happen in a contact sport

Hope he falls into a pit full of HIV and aids infested needles, then when getting out he gets mulled by a tiger.

He can't help being injured like, it not like he's doing it on purpose, and he's been fit most of the season. Little injuries are just a part of the game

This is such an us signing circa 2006.

So just like everything else you do? You scored 8 you fucking cretin. Yeah, but I know I'm shite.

So just like everything else you do? I would agree but then we'd both be wrong and I've had enough failure this week. Fair enough.

So just like everything else you do?

Fuchs and Kante, a commentors worst nignmare.

Not if Sunderland win. If Bournemouth lose, then yes.

The linesman

Good.

Swansea have goal disallowed.

Thats 2 offsides for Defoe.

Norwich equalise.

What a goal from Van Arholt.

Sounds of it there are some cracking games tonight.

Phahahaha Sunderland. Shit for us though.