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Can you make a post saying "Ashley won't be in a car crash today".

Newcastle attempted 23 shots in this match; their highest tally in a single Premier League goal this season and the most that they have had in a PL game since September 2014.

Ayoze Perez has scored in four of Newcastle United's five Premier League wins in 2015-16.

It was outrageous like, probably one of the best ball I've seen a Newcastle player make in years.

Still think that shouldn't have been given.

That is such a shitty pen from Mahrez.

I hope it turns into sars.

Fucking Pardew man

The refs are getting worse like

I see Slim is as crazy as ever.

His emotions are like his mates have forced him to dance, and he was like "They can force me, but I don't have to look happy doing it"

Isn't it IP?

He looks like he saying "That's what your misses is going to do to me"

This is such a you post, although I do agree with you.

Thats amazing

That was a shit ball from Kante, what a cunt ayy.

In real time you could see that was a handball

Did you see our second goal, that ball was fucking spectacular like

Well summed up

http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/premier-league/newcastle-united/10133193/mcclaren-a-great-first-half

Can see this getting messy.

Didn't get to watch the game, but just seen the goals. They're probably the two best goals we've scored in a long time, outrageous from Shelvey. By the sounds of it we could have won by 5-6, but didnt take our chances, then they got a goal back and we got nervy?

Oddly specific, have something to own up too?

Pretty much. Would assume: Colback Shelvey Sissoko Wiji Perez Mitro