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Quick get it to 1001 before the mods awaken.

I wonder how much "In Excess" of £45m is. Out of all the players to spunk our load on, Maddison is definitely a great choice, get Werner or Broja on loan and we're laughing for the season.

The thought of Jack Colback vs Joelinton is honestly making me giggle

Yes motherfucking please

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/62251481 Can't believe we're legitimately in the convo for that.

Has it? My bad

The effect goes back way longer then Ashley, its been in effect since the Fairs Cup win

But you're forgetting about the "Newcastle Effect". Where every bit of hope and positivity cannot be allowed to stay for a prolonged period of time, and must come crashing down in a blaze of firey glory.

Its been a summer of positivity, everyone is on the up, the vibe is really good, the team has been coached by a high quality backroom staff who set high standards, we've had a really good pre-season against top quality champions League opposition with everyone in the squad getting decent minutes under the belt. This is going to be a classic Newcastle 2-0 defeat.

That Hope article is just a rehash to be honest, nothing new in it at all.

This may be a stupid question, but why would some random French journalist be the first to break a transfer being rejected between two English clubs, for an English player?

Proper shithousery, love it.

Oh do one you absolute sour grape.

Get the fuck in

Fucking cheek of that.

I didn't even see it on the replay so don't know how it was blatant like

Tight this, would say we've edged it without any clear chances.

Loving this, proper feisty affair but playing it around nicely, been a great start to the game.

Everyone clapping in the pub for that scramble

Never yellow that.

Started really well here.

I hate America for allowing this shite and it then bleeding over here. Blaming you @Mike @B-more Mag @thomas

Werner has looked class whenever I've seen him, yet Chelsea fans seem to hate him for whatever reason. Though Chelsea have have a self grandiose manner that anyone who isn't excellent all the time is shit and should be villianised, and shamed. I'm so totally not picturing Rory from The Kick Off when typing that