Froggy

The irony of this coming from you Murph.

You'd be on my turf. I'd have you in handcuffs before your stroke fell.

£18m with £15m in add ons. No idea what the add ons are.

Imagine Newcastle vs. United in Dublin with all of us there. Chaos.

If there's a meet up in Dublin I'll not miss it.

Arsenal have done really well IMO. It's a bit mad to hear a lot of people criticise them. They've pushed City almost all of the way. Their team is really young as well: Ramsdale (25) White (25) Saliba (22) Gabriel (25) Zinchenko (26) Partey (29) Xhaka (30) Odegaard (24) Saka (21) Martinelli (21) Jesus (26) Got to be one of the youngest in the league.

Once Poch is officially confirmed you might see a few players trying to make an impression as they know he'll be watching. Chelsea are proper shit but I still see it as our hardest remaining game.

Be a couple more years before that's fixed too.

We have a higher average possession than you, home and away. As if Weghorst would score a pen.

STAT OF THE DAY: Newcastle were awarded the same amount of penalties today as Man United have been awarded in their previous 37 league games.

Wolves are shit though. we shouldn't be nervous heading towards the end of the game against Wolves.

Think how we feel. An elite #9 adds 20 points to this side.

Only needs to fart in the direction of a Wolves player and the second yellow will come.

You did. While we comfortably shut you out in the cup final, there wasn't a great deal of space allowed. Brighton have given us a shit load of chances every time we've played.

They are most definitely not a better side than you.

We've the 5th best defence in the league and have been absolutely tanked on numerous occasions. Was surprised at that.

Best way to go out about it in my opinion. Woodward used to say we wouldn't be beaten in the market by anyone and we always had money to spend. Usually ended up in us massively overpaying.

Can't imagine them having any issues. Their net spend is just over £100m for the last three years.

I'd have KDB as well but only just. Gerrard was a great player. To say it's not close is a bit mental to me, and I hated the cunt.

Context. How many people voted no?

It only takes one gluebag to start a thread.

This is how we feel now too. Not panic stations yet, but there's pressure.

We're about to have our first full week of rest since September, so I hope that makes a bit of difference. We've been fading badly in the second half of all our games lately.

Zero confidence now. Expected a point today. Another gutless performance. 3 wins required from Wolves, Fulham and Chelsea at home. Bournemouth away should be 3 points as well but we're so bad away I can see us losing it.