Froggy

Excuse me, there's a Europa League in there too.

5 trophies in 9 years is stinking the place out. What's 0 trophies in 59 years mean?

He's just right. Someone going to tell me Crystal Palace deserve as much of a say as the famous Man United? Do me a favour.

I don't hate him he's just not good. Would genuinely feel like you're taking a step backwards going for players like him. I'd be happy about it. Unfortunately it looks to be off and you'll likely invest more wisely.

I'm trying to tell you the truth, same way I did with Lingard when everyone thought you missed out because he had a hot streak with West Ham.

You say everyone, but it wasn't everyone. A few people lost their minds over Sancho having one good game in the Champions League because it's fun to laugh at Man United whenever the opportunity arises. The reality is that he's been distinctly average for Dortmund and we were hoping he'd be a lot better than he was so the fee would be higher this summer. Hopefully the media has done a good job in overhyping him against PSG so we can get £35-40m still.

3rd choice winger is probably about right for him, though he's a positional mess and would be all over the place in a Howe team. But I'm sure people will think Howe can fix him.

Antony has the same goals and assists this season as Sancho plus he's won a trophy.

Well for starters, he didn't score and assist more than any other Man United player. And the point is that he's using goals and assists as the basis for how good Elanga is. Chris Wood has more goals and assists. Newcastle in the market for a striker soon you'd think. What about Chris Wood? Elanga is not very good at all. Source: watched every minute of football he played for three years.

I'd rather you don't see me as a Man United fan, but rather as just an excellent forum poster.

Does show you how much football has changed when people are upset at getting £33m for someone who hasn't played a game. We're getting £5/6m for our youngsters that have top flight experience. £33m is insane.

Chris Wood had 15. What's your point?

I'm one of Antony's biggest haters, so not sure if this is meant to offend me. And I would keep Antony over Elanga and all.

Be buzzing if you lot signed Elanga like. Guy isn't even as good as Almiron.

They haven't actually signed anyone for a fee yet have they?

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Fairly hilarious that the media even tried to paint him as a potential candidate. He's completely hopeless. He doesn't seem like the worst guy in the world at the same time so would have hated him being appointed for his own sake. He'd have been hounded out from day one.

The same way plenty of fans on here were shouting Howe out. Right?

I think he's just wanting to fast track everything as we're well behind where we want to be, and it's led to frustrations. The worst thing is that he's very public about his frustrations and comes across quite small time, but I'm sure he'll learn or take a backseat when the proper executives are in place. Hopefully. Regardless, he's still making the right moves in terms of personal and infastructure upgrades, so we're happy with that.

You're saying he's treating us like Fulham because he's having digs at other clubs. Fergie was petty and had digs at clubs as well, including a certain wee club in the North East. The only difference is that we were extremely successful then.

Fergie had his fair share of digs at Newcastle like. Not entirely sure it's a dig either. He's saying you're being awkward, which you probably are and rightfully so.

You would need to do much better than that to hit a nerve with me.

You've gone massively downhill with these sort of posts, but I'm here for you if you want pointers on how to improve. I taught you how to play Wipeout, I can teach you not to embarrass yourself on a forum.

Again, not what he said.

Said there were too many accountants at Man United. Specifically, that there were more accountants than sports people at the club. Agenda.