Bishops Finger

What about an obviously useless cunt who KNOWS he's an obviously useless cunt, but still tries to pretend he isn't anyway? But "obviously useless cunts" keep employing the "obviously useless cunt" making him think he's obviously not a "obviously useless cunt" and the cycle continues You had your chance, Keith. It's alreet mate, wi tekkin him ti West Ham That's not Geordie Keith. Which makes it more likely its him. He'll be talking about hendersons sauce next ti bi fair. That's not Geordie either, it's a lot easier to talk it than spell it, and wtf is henderson's sauce

What about an obviously useless cunt who KNOWS he's an obviously useless cunt, but still tries to pretend he isn't anyway? But "obviously useless cunts" keep employing the "obviously useless cunt" making him think he's obviously not a "obviously useless cunt" and the cycle continues You had your chance, Keith. It's alreet mate, wi tekkin him ti West Ham

Don't think Ashley would have agreed to that and what about the £17m non-refundable deposit?

What about an obviously useless cunt who KNOWS he's an obviously useless cunt, but still tries to pretend he isn't anyway? But "obviously useless cunts" keep employing the "obviously useless cunt" making him think he's obviously not a "obviously useless cunt" and the cycle continues

Our new owners should buy him so they can call him "Fidel the Infidel"

Khashoggi's fiance labelled a "bitch" by a 'dickhead'

Don't believe me if you don't want to. Makes no odds to me mate. McClaren was sounded out about the NUFC job long before he took it. Wanna put £200 on it, charity of your choice? Don't do it mate, you always lose ;D

The PL are going to do me a huge favour one way or the other in all of this bullshit 1. They allow the takeover and I can enjoy my football again or 2. They deny it and I'm completely finished with any football whatsoever, I won't watch another minute and I certainly won't pay any subscriptions for it. It won't just be Ashley that doesn't get another penny from me, it'll be the Premier League aswell. Fuck then all

DM them mate. They'll get back to you

STM got a blowjob off a boxer Thanks for that STM got a blowjob off a boxer Thanks for that Yeah, that's what he said

I think since Paul Merson rates Bruce so highly, Arsenal should sack Mikel Arteta and appoint him. After all, Bruce deserves a chance to manage a top club doesn't he Mers I find it amazing how many of these pundits say he deserves to manage us but if he was linked with their own club they'd be pissed off

Just watch Dangermouse mate, he used to be on there

Definitely this :lol:

Honestly think I will break down when it's announced, if it doesn't happen though I think I'll projectile vomit lol. It'll be the biggest come down ever, beats the other fakeovers hands down, please just happen......

Maybe it'll all now depend on us staying up. Still risky buying a club that can be relegated because of a useless twat in charge. We're far from safe

It'll take a while

Ashley has once again turned us into a laughing stock. Funny part about it though is I'm probably laughing louder than most

It'll be a boring 0-0 draw with both teams frightened to commit and Bruce claiming we contained them well

Can we not change the title to Twat Ritchie

They've clearly spent weeks coming up with something that is vaguely believable when coupled with Ashley's "oim just a normal flawed bloke" routine. Not surprising if it's swallowed by those only keeping one eye on the situation, but utterly depressing that there are actual fans of the club that stlll haven't realised the only consistent behaviours with this bloke are deceit and self interest. Any excuse not to make a difficult decision. Agree. I'm so so far away from the train of thought of those people that I find myself wanting the club to burn tbh. People paying Ashley are paying to destroy the club, so they deserve to see it disintegrate before their very eyes. It's what they've paid for after all. Only dead fish follow the stream

Got a feeling they'll sell Longstaff on the last day of the transfer market to fund this. Gives Ashley enough time to sell a few extra season tickets

Today I will mostly be supporting West Ham

Because if you look at the list of teams he's managed, Newcastle United would be the biggest name on there. Noone else would be stupid enough to give him this opportunity - football managers are egotistical and want to be managing at the top level now. Yeah, I know what you mean but he'll probably go down as one of our worst managers ever rather than a chance to be a hero by Sheffield Wednesday. He only needs to get them promoted and he'll be managing in the premiership anyway, without the guaranteed pressure he'll be under here. So to me he's still making the wrong decision

Don't know what Bruce is doing tbh. I'd rather be managing a team that wants to be challenging for promotion rather than a team in the premiership gambling with relegation. He won't have many fans on his side, even though he thinks he's "one of us". Just doesn't make sense. The Sheff Wed fans are already turning on him so if this falls through he's lost most of their support aswell. What an idiot

Can we change the title from "fakeover" to fuckover cos once again Ashley has fucked us over