Bishops Finger

The PL are going to do me a huge favour one way or the other in all of this bullshit 1. They allow the takeover and I can enjoy my football again or 2. They deny it and I'm completely finished with any football whatsoever, I won't watch another minute and I certainly won't pay any subscriptions for it. It won't just be Ashley that doesn't get another penny from me, it'll be the Premier League aswell. Fuck then all

DM them mate. They'll get back to you

STM got a blowjob off a boxer Thanks for that STM got a blowjob off a boxer Thanks for that Yeah, that's what he said

I think since Paul Merson rates Bruce so highly, Arsenal should sack Mikel Arteta and appoint him. After all, Bruce deserves a chance to manage a top club doesn't he Mers I find it amazing how many of these pundits say he deserves to manage us but if he was linked with their own club they'd be pissed off

Just watch Dangermouse mate, he used to be on there

Definitely this :lol:

Honestly think I will break down when it's announced, if it doesn't happen though I think I'll projectile vomit lol. It'll be the biggest come down ever, beats the other fakeovers hands down, please just happen......

Maybe it'll all now depend on us staying up. Still risky buying a club that can be relegated because of a useless twat in charge. We're far from safe

It'll take a while

Ashley has once again turned us into a laughing stock. Funny part about it though is I'm probably laughing louder than most

It'll be a boring 0-0 draw with both teams frightened to commit and Bruce claiming we contained them well

Can we not change the title to Twat Ritchie

They've clearly spent weeks coming up with something that is vaguely believable when coupled with Ashley's "oim just a normal flawed bloke" routine. Not surprising if it's swallowed by those only keeping one eye on the situation, but utterly depressing that there are actual fans of the club that stlll haven't realised the only consistent behaviours with this bloke are deceit and self interest. Any excuse not to make a difficult decision. Agree. I'm so so far away from the train of thought of those people that I find myself wanting the club to burn tbh. People paying Ashley are paying to destroy the club, so they deserve to see it disintegrate before their very eyes. It's what they've paid for after all. Only dead fish follow the stream

Got a feeling they'll sell Longstaff on the last day of the transfer market to fund this. Gives Ashley enough time to sell a few extra season tickets

Today I will mostly be supporting West Ham

Because if you look at the list of teams he's managed, Newcastle United would be the biggest name on there. Noone else would be stupid enough to give him this opportunity - football managers are egotistical and want to be managing at the top level now. Yeah, I know what you mean but he'll probably go down as one of our worst managers ever rather than a chance to be a hero by Sheffield Wednesday. He only needs to get them promoted and he'll be managing in the premiership anyway, without the guaranteed pressure he'll be under here. So to me he's still making the wrong decision

Don't know what Bruce is doing tbh. I'd rather be managing a team that wants to be challenging for promotion rather than a team in the premiership gambling with relegation. He won't have many fans on his side, even though he thinks he's "one of us". Just doesn't make sense. The Sheff Wed fans are already turning on him so if this falls through he's lost most of their support aswell. What an idiot

Can we change the title from "fakeover" to fuckover cos once again Ashley has fucked us over

So your knob then

Me too, refuse to put another penny in fcb's pocket, but I'll always pop in here now and again for the craic

Exactly. That's our next 4 signings played for. Wages, agent fees everything. What's not to like

If this takeover happens I'll cheese grate my bollocks and dip them in salty vinegar

Probably one of the reasons I don't think Ashley is ready to sell the club yet is the fact theres still a bit money to be made on the likes of Longstaff, Perez, Almiron and Laccelles. Your looking at close the £100m for those lot and we all know what floats Ashley's boat

How can you kill something that's been dead for years

And it would be just our luck that no other potential buyer would entertain the fat twat if he did