Colos Curls

Ok sack hughton hes shit, who's next on the never ending list of messiahs?? It's comical honest, have a go at ashley if anyone because he's the reason we havnt bolstered our squad with at least average PL players.

Imagine man u got rid of fergie during his shit patch, hughtons learning and his players have not carried out their end of the bargain today. Bad day which I'll put down to lack of experience

I feel for him, he's a local one so results like that must hurt him as much as us, no serivce again I see, well done Newcastle on utilising your biggest threat..... Not

1-1 and I don't think that could be anymore optimistic, chelsea are going through a small rough patch but what does it matter when we will be setting up the goals for them :|

It's no wonder Stevie Taylor was pissed of when useless cunts like smith are raking it in for doing...... Well I don't actually know what he does now, he's made the transistion from striker to a normal non football playing person

Results like this make me feel sick, it's just criminal the way they have went about it. I only got in to watch the second half and I couldn't believe how dejected some of the players looked, smith has never played a good game yet so is always dejected imo and needs sold for whatever we can get, not an over-reaction, the bloke is gash literally. As I've said when nolans not scoring goals I struggle to see anything he offers to the team but what can you do. We have a best XI and as soon as one of the cogs falls out the machine stops running, the fact two of the biggest and most influential are out at the same time has catastrophic f*** up written all over our team. Sum it up it's only 1 game and we need the reaction now, hughton needs to hoy some water bottles off heads and leave them with a tanned arses because we are looking like s*** atm. P.s Danny Guthrie

I'd rather he missed Chelsea, we're going to get tonked regardless Like Arsenal ? Chelsea are miles better than Arsenal. And i rather have him in the team against matches we're supposed to win! I'd usually agree but we ain't winning the "supposed" to win games, so it doesn't matter which he's available for.

He's an idiot blatantly, but sell him? Some absolute knackers on this forum. He's been pivotal in our season so far and he's done something stupid, in which he's been punished for, get over it and stop flapping your gums

Why must he prove the rest of the footballing world correct in thinking he's a thug, ffs Barton man just play football!!

I hope it's a win for my arse and feets sake, wenger fancy lending is your sleeping bag?!?

He ain't ready for england in my eyes, england just need him. Could be the making or breaking of him depending on how he handles national hopes/ pressure

Still think he's anonymous when he's not scoring, but I only give him stick when I feel it's justified and praise likewise, as it should be. He's on form at the moment so keep it going fat lad

Angel of the north man

I just don't read papers, the only time I get a glance of them is when I pick them up to wipe me arse in dire circumstances, or when am getting hank off the top shelf

They would probably write them off as failed long balls that found a Newcastle player, people will realise that we can play football on the ground when necessary

Cringe at that teresa Herrera trophy or whatever, can't believe how much I wanted us to win that night haha

Although he sort of would deserve a call up based on form id much prefer he put a decent shift in for us first. We are only just seeing the joey Barton everyone knew at man city. Imagine he got injured with England aswell :|

Just pulled myself away from wanking furiously all afternoon to say well done lads, dunno about entertainers but deffinately the likeables... Enough of that, back to living in dreamland

Cattermoles cringeworthy comments on MOTD

Well said!! Now let's all go and pull some Slappers and have cocaine fuelled orgies to celebrate!

Yes. Mike Ashley is Mike Ashley just incase you forgot?

Maybe the people that torched his car were just fat kids thinking it was bait :/

What I'm almost positive was Andy Carroll near gosforth Marriott, black range rover with one black wheel :S, plate was CA55ROL

Slap, always the slap Don't know if I should with them being in wheelchairs and that :/

TBF i hear some right mongs in and around me at the match talking about how "if we can beat sunderland 5-1 we could be talking about top 6" "We nearly beat man city so why cant we finish near them", Sky fodder if i ever heard it! I dunno wether to slap them or just pity them at times